I realized proliferating lately that what I call the "Vane moms." That is, mothers of 17 years who had been pregnant by a man named Cristian Jesus neighbor of his people. Surely in a time of heater and uploaded on Rieju said the Cristian "host Vanessa that you Güena !, I will stop at that descampao and I will get to tó less fear "of what she said "Ay Cristian you know when you get romantic I can not say no!, But what you wear protection?" "that weighs that I've told you that I do not wear helmets because er the ashtray in my hair's in my head!, It's in my arm because my cousin Isra er told me tráneo er is in the elbow. "
These modern Supermamas can be distinguished by several characteristic features, namely:
1 - CLOTHING: Usually they dress casual fashion wear, this is the first thing I get caught. It is commonly seen wearing leggings , usually white, transparent panties notándoseles ...¡¡ well you know everyone who takes regardless of what the neighbors say!. If you seek to lead thong wear their trousers so low that everyone can see who has suffered an accident as they teach the rear emergency triangle. Accompanying these leggings usually wear a black cloth as a skirt, or a white jumpsuit as a mechanic; set of half-sleeve shirt discrete colors: yellow Chinese cabreao , Pink Panther radioactive uranium green, etc ... . The shoes will be opened by shoes without heels behind, type flip flops, gold colored sequin gold or silver depends on the position of mercao where to buy, which will be carried while walking.
2 - BEADS AND DECORATIONS: Within this category introduce the hairstyle but it deserves an entire post. The hair is a bush of black hair curls huge, as if along 78 kilos of steel wool and painted black. It will also be a natural black tone ... if it's natural tar or oil. Also the blond chick electrocutao style. The fingernails will be bitten or otherwise painted in black sticking with tó. The next step is to buy two Hula-hoop , give her a bath and donned gold in her ears as earrings. Pendants as a slang be highly regarded.
3 - VOCABULARY: This is an essential part to differentiate a tacky girl a Vane. The son of Vane will usually be the reincarnation of Satan with snot hanging out and no shirt. The most typical expressions of the Vane will be directed to your child and be the type "Jesu Kevin you come here via matá!, When they take the kid that the calabro !! " " ay, ay, look Tues carbonco give back ar! ", " already let the dog eggs pinch of that old! "," Give back to Police gun right now!, what I've said a thousand times?!, you can only play with your father's gun, as I ".
As always dear readers if you know other distinctive characteristic of this category of people can say them or not, I leave to your wise choice. Thanks a million, a hug to everyone s and until we read.
Signed .: Black-poisoned.
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