Dear readers and friends, however, would play today a hot topic and the many debates that have emerged: Anne Igartiburu is tabletting before out in "Heart of Summer / Fall / Winter / Spring" ?. I find the subject so crude that I prefer to talk about the song and more specifically (which comes from the specific word or pasties as preferred) of coplistas or copleras or engaged, whatever. These
"large" ladies der with their cheerful singing tunes of heartbreak are able to sweeten the weapon ...¡¡ people has left me looking like a Lauren Postigo ! !.
What it takes to be a singer of song?, What qualities define any self-respecting tonadillera?:
1 - SIZE : Usually these women are characterized by buying all the clothes in the same place: special sizes El Corte Ingles. have what I call the pigeon breast ; ie large breasts that are attached to the belly and you reach the chin making doves appear hinchaos chasing a pigeon to what we all know ...¡¡ new car crap lava!!.
2 - gestures: copla A good singer is not distinguished by his voice, stop, stop going. is distinguished by its "art" this is his performance on stage. I think there is a general scheme to act on stage singing the song: You have to sing, waving fists or palms giving chest like you're drowning. But most important is the gesture of the face: you have to have his brow wrinkled and congested as thinking "Did I step on a shit?, Which plague!", at that time to sing at the floor thinking "Let's see if I can find" and in the climax to kick the tail coat thinking "I will wipe my shoes with the gown rental."
3 - VOICE: If a meet point 2 point 3 on this, see Lola Flores , everyone said "art that!" and I saw her banging on the chest and jump on stage thinking, "if you put despulgar the blonde in the front row is key to a chimp." People tugged carnations, but I would have thrown peanuts. The voice needs to focus on power and not on the pitch, the entramiento is: put the singer in the middle of a field of windmills Extremadura and gives a note to keep it long enough to produce 1,200 000,000 kilowatts.
4 - COSTUMES: Finally, another major hallmark of copla singers is the bata de cola. When one has a budget takes the curtains of the house of his grandmother, a flag of Japan moles will cut and paste them to the curtains. Another way is to take all maritime signal flags and compose a collage. The comb is mandatory and must be driven into the brain that singers do not usually use about 99.99%, 0.009% of the remainder is used to memorize the lyrics of the songs and the remaining 0.001% less useful tasks breathing, blinking and love of bullfighters and dancers in decline.
plan This post is humorous, any friend of mine who decide @ @ will be ballad all my support and help to remove the part of the brain required to meet the requirements.
A hug tod @ s and until we read. Signed
.: Black-poisoned.
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