There are many trials in this life to know the character of each person. Usually these tests are usually limited situations where to test the intellect and physical fitness. I think, in my humble opinion of expert Social Total Unique Ordinary Days To Impossible (acronyms ESTÚ.PIDO , damn as I removed title in Houston in English acronyms are less problematic ASSHOLE), that most extreme situation in which you can see a group of people is at a Buffet free.
The more or less have had to have breakfast / lunch / dinner in a buffet for various reasons, namely:
- lack of money: The most used but not the truer.
- For convenience : what to look for containers if you can put all the trash together.
- of masochism: Who will be the last to suffer from indigestion nerves ?...¡¡ uy!.
- For pasotismo : The real reason. No traipsing wanted a city to find a place where you and possibly give you Jamar key.
The effect that occurs when a group of people enters a buffet is the same as when it reaches a regiment to a war zone: you know you have to kill to survive.
As in a war zone, a buffet is distinguished by a distinctive odor and is not gunpowder, is: Fritanga.
But fritanga of your mother check with love, with homemade pies and lightweight, with a quality oil and a pan that has done wonders poached onions. Nooooo it's a freaking arretestiná , fried in 5 liters of motor oil ship, check with the hatred of feeding 100 people every day without receiving anything more than haste is not the same.
personality test comes when you enter the buffet room. There is verified the personality of each one, because as the Team each member of "team" have a mission defined by his personality, namely
THE EXPLORER: is that friend restless to get into the buffet is excabuye between people looking for the best table, which will be that close to the target, in this case the freaking. Just enter the room will disappear and after 5 intense minutes you'll see a red flare signaling the table, now called "headquarters."
WEAPONS EXPERTS: quickly provisioning of the "weapons" for "combat" that is, covered. It is these violent buddies enjoy more with a knife that Leonardo Dantes a clinex package. Sappers
: They are responsible for the rest of deconseguir "useful" for the battle : cups, napkins, oil, salt and pepper. Hopefully bring the bread. These people are often noted for his ability to steal and plunder, as The Dioni but with their eyes pa ward.
IMPACT FORCE: This consists of all members of the unit and try to get all the food you can, as quickly as possible and before anyone starts with desserts. Normally before the fighting started shouting slogans like "take what you can not Take it with a fork with teeth!", "Children and the elderly are no civilians in this war! "," everyone is an enemy !!","¡¡ Take it if you do not like that one you like and it is already paid !!","¡¡ MUERTEEEEEE, MUERTEEEEEE! ".
These buffets the food is usually not intended for normal people, but for that it comes on TV, in eating contests: hot dogs, hamburgers, croquettes, paddle tennis rackets, etc. .... In addition to the first day I eat breakfast at a buffet, you look out the window and wonder "pussy! Is that it is night? " clear when you see dishes with cold cuts, boiled eggs, bacon, sausage, think "fuck did not know this Benidorm buffet had the same time zone as Japan where the dinner." It is clear that those things I did not breakfast unless you lost a bet or just pedal to bring your friends think you're a tragabolas and play with you.
But when the food is the best: see Patagonian shawl last night dipped in tomato sauce pa mislead, rather than a normal batter, noooo, 5646 are coated layers when you get fish oil out of depth to which it is located. Contemplate a green mass black trips, one of which turns and turns out to be an eye and when you get that straw out a hand salutes you. The buffet is truly a better place to promote reading is that if you read the signs above each dish there and you get to guess what it contains: "I think it is monkey brains," "to My aunt had surgery and what was the paint was removed, "" moved, I swear that whatever it was moved !!"... .
Everyone will have their personal experience in a buffet, so you can share with us and attend our group therapy on Saturdays from 1:00 a.m. to 3:00 a.m. of botelleo. A hug
tod @ s and until we read.
PD: Post dedicated to Meg and thank him for giving me an award for my blog.
Signed.: Black-poisoned.
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