Today for a change I will write about a sociological experiment that I made in my spare time ( what if Big Brother is described as post me too!).
I have spent several years of my life infiltrated beings called MEN. I was the sole survivor of the planet eMule (planet that was destroyed by our enemies the world over SGAE), I sent one to your planet to investigate the different kinds of living things that inhabit it. I've lived so far as earthworms, crabs of political and celebrity lady among others. But one of the most notable among which I lived is the MAN , which required less grooming as well as those already mentioned which left me time to write songs Country .
I had to endure countless evenings bar, games of dominoes and testicular rascamiento, when what I wanted was knitting to make a lot of research that will not be read by anyone in my world , since they have no eyes, but which I leave you a slight sketch:
1 º. SOCIAL BEHAVIOR: greatly emphasizes the change in behavior depending on whether a man is with men or people of the opposite sex affectionately called ponies or Toledo lumps. When a woman approaches a group of men the conversation moves to focus on football, politics, women, bulls or mixed together: "Güena that the matador is the woman that he was in the box at the Santiago Bernabeu by Esperanza Aguirre is a corn! ". What really surprises is the change that occurs in conversation when the woman moves away hearing himself phrases like "these shoes are killing me!", "The other day out of the shower I saw a horrible stretch marks on the thighs "" That's because your skin need a special soap orange, "" sniff, sniff, my wife no longer looks attractive to me, "if you put a little lavender in your socks angel feet have all the day ", etc ... .
2 º. GROOMING : This was the easiest aspect of my work and that have no personal hygiene at all could pass for a middle man perfectly. The basic elements and unique personal care of a man are:
-Deodorant: Always spray, roll on is gays, and take more fever, if you promise that he will conquer all women the better.
-Gel-shampoo: For a man the same thing. As hair is 99.99% of your body can use shampoo for all; quedándosele sobaquil armpit of a unique smooth. If soap Lizard insurmountable.
-After shave: As the deodorant is the most fever pitch, the most sting and the one before it evaporates, because the more alcohol take longer cure. Since our mothers convinced us that what stings cure, there are still people who cast their eyes pa lemon cure myopia.
-Cologne: Optional. After the mixture of scents carried in the body will not notice much if you wear cologne or not. But if you have to lie distinctly male odors should be selected as Brumel, Larios, Dyc or vinegar directly .
3 º. WORK: A man has two things are certain about their work, namely
- Your boss is a bastard.
- Your job sucks.
No matter that he is the head of his company, in this case will go directly to his boss to be his wife or similar.
These two statements are true always, even a porn actor, president of the government or mafia.
If your boss behaves friendly with him, affirm "look at him trying to be a more miserable, but I have calao, many holidays, give us all the bridges, pay us a good wage ...¡¡ it wants to take us for fools!" .
If you work sitting "I have deleted the crack of ass to get me to sit on, I'm sick!" , if you work standing "I have feet like two sweet,, my knees hurt!", if alternate sitting with standing "Teresa Rabal look to the day: I stand, I'm going to sit, because the trades are going to play! ". Damn But if they complain to the players!.
This is a slight outline of my study, if anyone has information to contribute to my thesis can tell me and know that I present on 23 November 2453 on the planet Mazinger Z as come to the right.
A hug tod @ s and until we read.
Signed .: Black-poisoned .
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