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If our dreams come true ... What would our lives today?

Deep in the heart, we all dream, we all believe that we have a gift, we can offer something special, that we love in a unique way that we can communicate and understand with each other in a very singular, we can improve this world.

So ... Let confident and putting everything to achieve what we want in life. Keep

aspirations alive and not let everything in the hands of fate.

Let us work to build on dreams, build on the aspirations, knowing that the achievements require hard work, courage, time, hits and errors, sorrows, joys and essence of faith is that inner call that shakes you and you arises when you start any excuse to resign.

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MERRY CHRISTMAS! Obey the Walrus


Because today is Christmas and I want PSEN s elo great next to people they love most, today is a day of joy, always remember that nothing is impossible, dream their dreams, reach the day, that day will be fulfilled. Happiness is not doing what you always want uqe but always want what you do. So I ask you enjoy this one day as if it were your last! And all the days are past! Always with a smile that always makes us laugh, make us say thanks to you today I'm happy.
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truth I wish you a very Merry Christmas! :). I love you very much!



would like to create these days


Uh beautiful Christmas tree.


And hang, instead of RAGALA,


the names of all my friends.




The close and from afar.


The usual and now.


Those who see every day and rarely encounter,


The ever remembered, and sometimes I forget


The constant and variable.




Those in the difficult hours and hours of joy.


Those who inadvertently hurt, those who hurt me unintentionally.


Those who know deeply, and those who barely know.




Those who have and those who owe me a lot. My friends


humble and sincere friends. So name them all, all


friends that went through my life. Those who receive this message and those who do not receive.




A tree deep roots so that your names will never be uprooted.


A tree to blossom next year will bring hope, health, love and peace.


Christmas
Hopefully, we can find


to share the best wishes of Hope,


getting a bit of happiness in those who have lost everything.

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How can people be so cruel to do such a thing?

I will summarize the real truth about OBEY THE WALRUS.
Let's start with that is the "Walrus."

The walrus is the name of a hidden group of transsexuals a devil. This group does not have an exact location since it has been known about the event in Germany (Bremerhaven), Portuguese (Lisbon) and Brazil (Fortaleza).

qeu The character appears in the video, qeu start is not a woman, is a gay actor who is dedicated to the subliminal messages, suffers from a disease called polio, has been seen in Brazil promoting his "music" and martial child , had never suspected anything until a member of "The Walrus" rose to internetel exact fagmento subliminal message.

Why did it? Believe that thinking. He wants to warn us of something, it can be the creation of message fragments that can lead us to commit unwanted things, look at the number of visits to video "Obey the Walrus," is normal for X video, uploaded by someone X has as much reputation?

who says all this claims to be a multiplier of the messenger, who has collected several fragments of which stand out: "Your brother is not worth", "I know it's sex ... help me", and others, this in different Songs and forms, I mean, either accelerating the pace of the "song", either by lowering the rate of the same or simply apply these variables playing the "music" in the other direction (opposite).

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Cinderella

"... THE QUEEN OF NOTHING IS WHAT I WAS ..."




In a bar in my neighborhood who did not want to remember,
saw my boyfriend kissing my friend, enjoy
pain as lethal poison
Wasting time in two people who wanted

And my eyes get to see a story My queen
paper you said, I thought
Queen of all, is what I
Absurd Cinderella, and I felt
Lost in a real story can be

How

More Repeatedly I asked for an explanation
're crazy
told me today that I came to believe this story
paper and get away from that nonsense

And with my hands break the story of paper

My queen you said I believed
Queen of nothing is what it was absurd
Cinderella

how I felt lost in a real story can be

How
Suddenly I remembered that I wanted to be happy Oh
love pain pain pain
not come back Vanquish steal my
paper story
My queen you said, I thought
Queen of nothing is what it was absurd
Cinderella
how I felt, lost in real story
Oh, my queen, you said I believed the queen
nothing is as it
was absurd and I was Cinderella

lost in a real story here is finished
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Absurd Things You Did not Know



1 - It is impossible to lick your elbow.

2 - The Coca Cola was originally green.

3 - You can make a cow up stairs but not the lower.

4 - American Airlines saved $ S 40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first class.

5 - The percentage of territory in Africa that is wilderness: 28%.
The percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38%.

6 - The quack of a duck (quack, quack) does not echo and nobody knows why.

7 - Each king of cards represents a great king from history:
>>>>>>> Spades: King David.
>>>>>>> Clubs: Alexander the Great.
>>>>>>> Hearts: Charlemagne.
>>>>>>> Diamonds: Julius Caesar.

8 - Multiplying 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 you get 12,345,678,987,654,321.

9 - If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air
, the person died in battle, if the horse has one front leg in the air
, the person died of wounds received in combat, if
the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes
.

10 - Under law, interstate highways in the United States require
one mile in every five is straight. These sections are useful
as airstrips in emergencies and war.

11 - The name Jeep comes from the abbreviation of the U.S. military to "
General Purpose" Vehicle, or "GP" pronounced in English.

12 - The Pentagon has twice the necessary baths. When built, the law required
bathrooms for blacks and another for whites.

13 - It is impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

14 - Right-handers on average live nine years longer than lefties.


15 - cockroach live nine days without its head before starving

16 - Elephants are the only animals of creation that can not jump (thankfully).

17 - The average person laughs about 15 times per day
(we should improve that.)

18 - Mosquitoes have teeth.


19 - Thomas Alva Edison was afraid of the dark.

20 - Miguel de Cervantes and William Shakespeare are
considered the greatest exponents of English and English literature
respectively, both died on April 23, 1616 ...

21 - It took 22 centuries to calculate the distance between Earth and the Sun
(149.4 million Km). We'd known much earlier if someone
would have thought to multiply by 1,000,000,000
height pyramid of Cheops at Giza, built 30 centuries before Christ.

22 - The word "cemetery" comes from Greek meaning koimetirion:
bedroom.

23 - In ancient England people could not have sex without the consent of the King (unless you were a member of the royal family). When people wanted to have a child should apply for a permit to the monarch, who gave them a plaque to be hung outside his door while relaciones.La board had said "Fornication Under Consent of the King" (FUCK). That is the origin of such famous little word.

24 - During the Civil War, when troops returned to barracks without any casualties, put in a great slate "0 Killed" (zero deaths). From this comes the expression "OK" to say everything is fine.

25 - In the monasteries, while reading the Scriptures in referring to St. Joseph, always said "Pater Putatibus" and simplify "PP." Thus was born the call "Pepe" to Joseph.

26 - In the New Testament book of Matthew says that "It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than a rich man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven." The little problem is that St. Jerome the translator of the text, interpreted the word "Kamel" as a camel, when in fact the Greek "Kamel" is one thick rope with which vessels are moored to the docks. Ultimately the meaning of the phrase is the same but what seems more consistent?

27 - When the English conquerors arrived in Australia, they were amazed to see some strange animals
giving incredible jumps.
immediately called a native (indigenous Australians were extremely peaceful
) and I tried to ask by signs. To note that the Indian
always said "Kan Chu Ru"
adopted the English word "kangaroo" (kangaroo). The linguists determined after the
meaning, which was very clear, the Indians wanted to say "I do not understand
."

28 - The area known as Mexico's Yucatan comes from the English conquest when a
asked a native as they called there.
The Indian said: "Yucatán." What the English did not know was that he was
answering: "I'm not here."


29 - 80% of people who read this text, try to lick your elbow ....

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Diary of a dog.


THIS STORY IS REALLY SAD BUT TRUE


1 week. Today I turned a week old, What a joy to have come to this world!

1st month. My mom takes good care of me. It is an exemplary mother.

2 months. Today I separated from my mom. She was very restless, and their eyes said goodbye. Waiting for my new "human family" look after me so well as she had done.

4 months . I grew up fast, all my attention. There are several children in the house for me are like "brothers." We are very anxious, they pull my tail and I bite my playing.

5 months. Today scolded me. My lady was upset because I did "pee" in the house, but I was never told where I should. Also sleeping in the bedroom. I no longer put up with!

8 months. I'm a happy dog. I have the warmth of home, I feel so safe, so protected. I think my human family loves me and allows me a lot. When they invite me eating. The patio is for me alone and I like my ancestors digging flight wolves, when they hide food. I was never educated. Must be well all I do.

12 months. Today I year. I am an adult dog. My owners say I grew up more than they thought. That they should feel proud of me.

13 months. Too bad I felt today. My "brother" took away the ball. I never hold her toys. So he took it off. But my jaws have become very strong, so I hurt him unintentionally. After the shock, I was chained almost without being able to move under the sun. Say they will keep me under observation and that I am ungrateful. I do not understand what is happening.

15 months. Already nothing is the same ... live on the roof. I feel very lonely ... My family no longer loves me. Sometimes they forget that I have hunger and thirst. When it rains I have no roof that shelters me.

16 months. Today I came down from the roof. Certainly my family forgave me. I was so happy that I was jumping with joy. My cock seemed repolishing. On top of that, I will carry with them for a walk. We lined up down the road and stopped suddenly. They opened the door and I got happy thinking we would do our "picnic." I do not understand why they closed the door and left. "Hey, wait!" "Barked ... forget about me. I ran behind the car with all my strength. My anxiety grew when I account, that I almost fainted and they will not stop: I had forgotten.

17 months. I have tried in vain to find her way home. I sit and I'm lost. In my path there are people of good heart that sees me with sadness and gives me something to eat. I thank them with my eyes and from the bottom of my soul. I would like to adopt me and be loyal to none. But just say "poor dog" has been losing.

18 months. The other day I passed a school and saw many children as my brethren. I went, and a group of them, laughing, gave me a rain of stones "to see who had better destination." A of the stones hit me in the eye and since I do not see him.

19 months. seems incredible, when I was prettier than pitied me. I'm too skinny, my appearance has changed. I lost my eye and I rather people out with a broom when I try to throw me in a little shade.

20 months. I can hardly move. Today while trying to cross the road where cars go, one knocked me down. As I was in a safe place called "gutter", but never forget the sight of driver satisfaction, which to be tilted so to focus. I wish I had killed, but I only dislocated his hip. The pain is terrible, my I respond back legs and dragged me into trouble a bit of grass to the side of the road. I have 10 days in the sun, rain, cold, without food. I can no longer move. The pain is unbearable. I feel so bad, I was in a wet and it seems that even my hair is falling. Some people go and not see me, others say, "Do not come near." I'm almost unconscious, but some strange force made me open my eyes. The sweetness of his voice made me react. "Poor puppy, looks like I have left," said ... with her came a man in white coat, began to touch me and said, "Sorry ma'am, but this dog can not be helped, you better stop suffering." The gentle lady came out the tears and nodded. As I could, wagged his tail and looked thanking help me relax. I just felt the sting of the shot and fell asleep forever, thinking about why I had to be born if nobody wanted me.

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Or let's call Memorial Day!

I hope you spend great, great! Remember y. .. Have fun trick or treating.

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Today is not one of the best days ... today is a sour, bitter ... it would be impossible to tell the definition of my feelings need to find

in myself that I do that helps me feel stronger, more valued ... but can not find, I seek the way of looking person, but not the game. I feel like shit in this world, a world too big for only mí.Lo I feel right now is a lonely feeling of abandonment ... myself. I need to know who I am and who I am. Speaking from inside is the closest thing to find out about yourself. I need to feel authentically, among other words, I need someone to feel appreciated, I need to reflect and decide on a damn time that I am someone, I'm not shit.

I do not care what people think, that I discovered long ago ... who cares people ... I am as I am, I have also learned that the most cowardly always the fuck you life in a way ALWAYS Always a bit special, giving you where it hurts most. I have much to learn from this life, I know the basics to defend me know as I have to ... now we just need to know who I am ...

What do you do when the only person who can make you stop mourn, is what makes you mourn?




"It always takes a bit of hope ... never hurts"

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build our dreams. Last night a special day


If our dreams come true ... What would our lives today?

Deep in the heart, we all dream, we all believe that we have a gift, we can offer something special, that we love in a unique way that we can communicate and understand with each other in a very singular, we can improve this world.

So ... Let confident and putting everything to achieve what we want in life. Keep

aspirations alive and not let all in the hands of fate.

Let us work to build on the dreams, aspirations moving on, knowing that the achievements require hard work, courage, time, hits and errors, sorrows, joys and essence of faith, which is that inner call you and shakes you up when you start any excuse to resign. ______________________






Back to see you again
With yesterday's sodden eyes
With the sweetness of a love that no one sees
With the promise of one last coffee
With a lot of broken dreams
back to see you again Back
time to see you again
With plenty of broken dreams.

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One night something special and is not for most, the actress Lydia Bosch premiere last night a children's progam is called DO NOT WRAP.

something when I almost started: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, START HERE DO NOT WRAP, was that the moment I started to jump all casa.La reaction as I can understand not wanting, at the time was a little sick, well ... Here are some pics.

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Today for a change I will write about a sociological experiment that I made in my spare time ( what if Big Brother is described as post me too!).
I have spent several years of my life infiltrated beings called MEN. I was the sole survivor of the planet eMule (planet that was destroyed by our enemies the world over SGAE), I sent one to your planet to investigate the different kinds of living things that inhabit it. I've lived so far as earthworms, crabs of political and celebrity lady among others. But one of the most notable among which I lived is the MAN , which required less grooming as well as those already mentioned which left me time to write songs Country .

I had to endure countless evenings bar, games of dominoes and testicular rascamiento, when what I wanted was knitting to make a lot of research that will not be read by anyone in my world , since they have no eyes, but which I leave you a slight sketch:

1 º. SOCIAL BEHAVIOR: greatly emphasizes the change in behavior depending on whether a man is with men or people of the opposite sex affectionately called ponies or Toledo lumps. When a woman approaches a group of men the conversation moves to focus on football, politics, women, bulls or mixed together: "Güena that the matador is the woman that he was in the box at the Santiago Bernabeu by Esperanza Aguirre is a corn! ". What really surprises is the change that occurs in conversation when the woman moves away hearing himself phrases like "these shoes are killing me!", "The other day out of the shower I saw a horrible stretch marks on the thighs "" That's because your skin need a special soap orange, "" sniff, sniff, my wife no longer looks attractive to me, "if you put a little lavender in your socks angel feet have all the day ", etc ... .

2 º. GROOMING : This was the easiest aspect of my work and that have no personal hygiene at all could pass for a middle man perfectly. The basic elements and unique personal care of a man are:
-Deodorant: Always spray, roll on is gays, and take more fever, if you promise that he will conquer all women the better.
-Gel-shampoo: For a man the same thing. As hair is 99.99% of your body can use shampoo for all; quedándosele sobaquil armpit of a unique smooth. If soap Lizard insurmountable.
-After shave: As the deodorant is the most fever pitch, the most sting and the one before it evaporates, because the more alcohol take longer cure. Since our mothers convinced us that what stings cure, there are still people who cast their eyes pa lemon cure myopia.
-Cologne: Optional. After the mixture of scents carried in the body will not notice much if you wear cologne or not. But if you have to lie distinctly male odors should be selected as Brumel, Larios, Dyc or vinegar directly .

3 º. WORK: A man has two things are certain about their work, namely

- Your boss is a bastard.

- Your job sucks.

No matter that he is the head of his company, in this case will go directly to his boss to be his wife or similar.
These two statements are true always, even a porn actor, president of the government or mafia.
If your boss behaves friendly with him, affirm "look at him trying to be a more miserable, but I have calao, many holidays, give us all the bridges, pay us a good wage ...¡¡ it wants to take us for fools!" .
If you work sitting "I have deleted the crack of ass to get me to sit on, I'm sick!" , if you work standing "I have feet like two sweet,, my knees hurt!", if alternate sitting with standing "Teresa Rabal look to the day: I stand, I'm going to sit, because the trades are going to play! ". Damn But if they complain to the players!.

This is a slight outline of my study, if anyone has information to contribute to my thesis can tell me and know that I present on 23 November 2453 on the planet Mazinger Z as come to the right.
A hug tod @ s and until we read.

Signed .: Black-poisoned .

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Lydia Bosch returns to the small screen!


Hi everyone!
a while since I passed through here! now that I do is for very good news. Actress Lydia Bosch
will present a program on the small screen, after more than a decade devoted solely to the interpretation, when it begins airing on Fridays at 22:00 hours, the program will not roll yourself in Telemadrid. Do not wrap children in different schools in Madrid (which will be different each week) would argue about the most controversial and contentious issues and will also interview two guests to the program, to be acquaintances but the chain would not advance any names yesterday.

The program will start in Telemadrid most likely in October, regional chain, which reported also that the emissions are direct recording false, so that children do not lose spontaneity. "This is a brutal challenge, because it involves re-submit after a long time as an actress," said Lydia Bosch today in presenting the program.

"I've never worked with children, age is a very risky because they say the truth always, but I am very excited," confessed the actress and presenter, believes that the habit of dealing with small mother whose will, with his professionalism, to function comfortably between the children from six to eleven years old.

The central idea of \u200b\u200bthe program is to understand how they see the world smaller adults and allow viewers to know their views on current issues of concern to the elderly.

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only to Las Vegas.


Hi everyone! Well today my brother that I am going to Las Vegas and not see it in 8 days! Well, I say! what you have to go great, because, because I'm not going and that you will see the DIVA. Will be many hours of flying, but I believe that behind that there is something wonderful Las Vegas!, As it said, have fun as ever. Teach and photos! worth? A besotee!

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Hi everyone! Today

for them! Thank you both for those wonderful days ... Thanks for being so cute, thanks for your support, thanks for speaking when I need it, thanks for letting trust you, thank you for those times of illness, madness ... thanks for the hope that give me, thanks for the laughs, thanks for everything, for everything and everything.

Annie: What say you my muse ... that everything is wonderful, because I always laugh, speaking from the depths of my heart give me back the life of the senses ... has come into my life filled with everything expected of her good ... make me open my eyes, tabn thank you for that advice.

not long ago that we know the truth, but this time he has been unique, full of moments that I never expected, I hope this friendship q BECAUSE I think so! Never ends! Because I hope you do not forget anything ever! Never be forgotten! Porqe I will not forget. Nor forget I'll be there forever, you want ... You've entered my life, so this way ... never forget you and hope you do not forget me ... I'm here on the other side of the screen, the phone ... TE LOVE AND ALWAYS WILL!


Núria: You my older sister! be authentic is to resemble as much as possible to what one has dreamed of ... I think I left a long time to be ... but I return to the path, full of dreams and projects, turning them into reality ... I hope to be as true enough as to not miss the opportunity to assess to friends like you who give me their support, enthusiasm and his infinite generosity.

If you begin to thank you know it would never end! Is that I have so much as a thank you would never end ... You have earned my trust, you've earned it!. Thanks Nuria a thousand times by the love you give me and for your constant attention. I found a friend who is worth his weight in gold! Thank you so much! Thank you for your friendship, thank you for your love, thank you for being you!
GORDITAS
FOR CATALAN!


endure your mood changes, and try to understand your needs when they are angry.
'll laugh with you when you are filming.
When they exceeding your sorrow, weep together,
if they feel falls, I will rise up and cast away your doubts,
when they think they can not continue, I would remind you that "if" may,
when discouraged, I will raise your ego loudly.

when you need silence, but not alone, we will sit together in peace and quiet.
When you want to play, always have a playmate! ,
when they feel above the world, I hug them back gently, and tell them they have every right to be there.

Let me our friendship will make them smile, to bring joy to your life, like what you have done me,
when they feel confused and lose your way, let me guide you on the right path.

rests on me when they need company, let me share your joy, your sorrow and your pain.

THANKS FOR BEING AS YOU ARE! WANT THE DEAMASIADO.

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I realized proliferating lately that what I call the "Vane moms." That is, mothers of 17 years who had been pregnant by a man named Cristian Jesus neighbor of his people. Surely in a time of heater and uploaded on Rieju said the Cristian "host Vanessa that you Güena !, I will stop at that descampao and I will get to tó less fear "of what she said "Ay Cristian you know when you get romantic I can not say no!, But what you wear protection?" "that weighs that I've told you that I do not wear helmets because er the ashtray in my hair's in my head!, It's in my arm because my cousin Isra er told me tráneo er is in the elbow. "

These modern Supermamas can be distinguished by several characteristic features, namely:

1 - CLOTHING: Usually they dress casual fashion wear, this is the first thing I get caught. It is commonly seen wearing leggings , usually white, transparent panties notándoseles ...¡¡ well you know everyone who takes regardless of what the neighbors say!. If you seek to lead thong wear their trousers so low that everyone can see who has suffered an accident as they teach the rear emergency triangle. Accompanying these leggings usually wear a black cloth as a skirt, or a white jumpsuit as a mechanic; set of half-sleeve shirt discrete colors: yellow Chinese cabreao , Pink Panther radioactive uranium green, etc ... . The shoes will be opened by shoes without heels behind, type flip flops, gold colored sequin gold or silver depends on the position of mercao where to buy, which will be carried while walking.

2 - BEADS AND DECORATIONS: Within this category introduce the hairstyle but it deserves an entire post. The hair is a bush of black hair curls huge, as if along 78 kilos of steel wool and painted black. It will also be a natural black tone ... if it's natural tar or oil. Also the blond chick electrocutao style. The fingernails will be bitten or otherwise painted in black sticking with tó. The next step is to buy two Hula-hoop , give her a bath and donned gold in her ears as earrings. Pendants as a slang be highly regarded.

3 - VOCABULARY: This is an essential part to differentiate a tacky girl a Vane. The son of Vane will usually be the reincarnation of Satan with snot hanging out and no shirt. The most typical expressions of the Vane will be directed to your child and be the type "Jesu Kevin you come here via matá!, When they take the kid that the calabro !! " " ay, ay, look Tues carbonco give back ar! ", " already let the dog eggs pinch of that old! "," Give back to Police gun right now!, what I've said a thousand times?!, you can only play with your father's gun, as I ".

As always dear readers if you know other distinctive characteristic of this category of people can say them or not, I leave to your wise choice. Thanks a million, a hug to everyone s and until we read.

Signed .: Black-poisoned.

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Dear readers and friends, however, would play today a hot topic and the many debates that have emerged: Anne Igartiburu is tabletting before out in "Heart of Summer / Fall / Winter / Spring" ?. I find the subject so crude that I prefer to talk about the song and more specifically (which comes from the specific word or pasties as preferred) of coplistas or copleras or engaged, whatever. These

"large" ladies der with their cheerful singing tunes of heartbreak are able to sweeten the weapon ...¡¡ people has left me looking like a Lauren Postigo ! !.
What it takes to be a singer of song?, What qualities define any self-respecting tonadillera?:

1 - SIZE : Usually these women are characterized by buying all the clothes in the same place: special sizes El Corte Ingles. have what I call the pigeon breast ; ie large breasts that are attached to the belly and you reach the chin making doves appear hinchaos chasing a pigeon to what we all know ...¡¡ new car crap lava!!.

2 - gestures: copla A good singer is not distinguished by his voice, stop, stop going. is distinguished by its "art" this is his performance on stage. I think there is a general scheme to act on stage singing the song: You have to sing, waving fists or palms giving chest like you're drowning. But most important is the gesture of the face: you have to have his brow wrinkled and congested as thinking "Did I step on a shit?, Which plague!", at that time to sing at the floor thinking "Let's see if I can find" and in the climax to kick the tail coat thinking "I will wipe my shoes with the gown rental."

3 - VOICE: If a meet point 2 point 3 on this, see Lola Flores , everyone said "art that!" and I saw her banging on the chest and jump on stage thinking, "if you put despulgar the blonde in the front row is key to a chimp." People tugged carnations, but I would have thrown peanuts. The voice needs to focus on power and not on the pitch, the entramiento is: put the singer in the middle of a field of windmills Extremadura and gives a note to keep it long enough to produce 1,200 000,000 kilowatts.

4 - COSTUMES: Finally, another major hallmark of copla singers is the bata de cola. When one has a budget takes the curtains of the house of his grandmother, a flag of Japan moles will cut and paste them to the curtains. Another way is to take all maritime signal flags and compose a collage. The comb is mandatory and must be driven into the brain that singers do not usually use about 99.99%, 0.009% of the remainder is used to memorize the lyrics of the songs and the remaining 0.001% less useful tasks breathing, blinking and love of bullfighters and dancers in decline.

plan This post is humorous, any friend of mine who decide @ @ will be ballad all my support and help to remove the part of the brain required to meet the requirements.

A hug tod @ s and until we read. Signed

.: Black-poisoned.

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There are many trials in this life to know the character of each person. Usually these tests are usually limited situations where to test the intellect and physical fitness. I think, in my humble opinion of expert Social Total Unique Ordinary Days To Impossible (acronyms ESTÚ.PIDO , damn as I removed title in Houston in English acronyms are less problematic ASSHOLE), that most extreme situation in which you can see a group of people is at a Buffet free.

The more or less have had to have breakfast / lunch / dinner in a buffet for various reasons, namely:

- lack of money: The most used but not the truer.

- For convenience : what to look for containers if you can put all the trash together.

- of masochism: Who will be the last to suffer from indigestion nerves ?...¡¡ uy!.

- For pasotismo : The real reason. No traipsing wanted a city to find a place where you and possibly give you Jamar key.

The effect that occurs when a group of people enters a buffet is the same as when it reaches a regiment to a war zone: you know you have to kill to survive.
As in a war zone, a buffet is distinguished by a distinctive odor and is not gunpowder, is: Fritanga.
But fritanga of your mother check with love, with homemade pies and lightweight, with a quality oil and a pan that has done wonders poached onions. Nooooo it's a freaking arretestiná , fried in 5 liters of motor oil ship, check with the hatred of feeding 100 people every day without receiving anything more than haste is not the same.

personality test comes when you enter the buffet room. There is verified the personality of each one, because as the Team each member of "team" have a mission defined by his personality, namely

THE EXPLORER: is that friend restless to get into the buffet is excabuye between people looking for the best table, which will be that close to the target, in this case the freaking. Just enter the room will disappear and after 5 intense minutes you'll see a red flare signaling the table, now called "headquarters."

WEAPONS EXPERTS: quickly provisioning of the "weapons" for "combat" that is, covered. It is these violent buddies enjoy more with a knife that Leonardo Dantes a clinex package. Sappers

: They are responsible for the rest of deconseguir "useful" for the battle : cups, napkins, oil, salt and pepper. Hopefully bring the bread. These people are often noted for his ability to steal and plunder, as The Dioni but with their eyes pa ward.

IMPACT FORCE: This consists of all members of the unit and try to get all the food you can, as quickly as possible and before anyone starts with desserts. Normally before the fighting started shouting slogans like "take what you can not Take it with a fork with teeth!", "Children and the elderly are no civilians in this war! "," everyone is an enemy !!","¡¡ Take it if you do not like that one you like and it is already paid !!","¡¡ MUERTEEEEEE, MUERTEEEEEE! ".

These buffets the food is usually not intended for normal people, but for that it comes on TV, in eating contests: hot dogs, hamburgers, croquettes, paddle tennis rackets, etc. .... In addition to the first day I eat breakfast at a buffet, you look out the window and wonder "pussy! Is that it is night? " clear when you see dishes with cold cuts, boiled eggs, bacon, sausage, think "fuck did not know this Benidorm buffet had the same time zone as Japan where the dinner." It is clear that those things I did not breakfast unless you lost a bet or just pedal to bring your friends think you're a tragabolas and play with you.

But when the food is the best: see Patagonian shawl last night dipped in tomato sauce pa mislead, rather than a normal batter, noooo, 5646 are coated layers when you get fish oil out of depth to which it is located. Contemplate a green mass black trips, one of which turns and turns out to be an eye and when you get that straw out a hand salutes you. The buffet is truly a better place to promote reading is that if you read the signs above each dish there and you get to guess what it contains: "I think it is monkey brains," "to My aunt had surgery and what was the paint was removed, "" moved, I swear that whatever it was moved !!"... .

Everyone will have their personal experience in a buffet, so you can share with us and attend our group therapy on Saturdays from 1:00 a.m. to 3:00 a.m. of botelleo. A hug
tod @ s and until we read.

PD: Post dedicated to Meg and thank him for giving me an award for my blog.

Signed
.: Black-poisoned.

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THE OPERATION A SUCCESS IN WINNING MOVE YOUNG LE

may seem a joke, the real news is in ...¡¡¡ U.S. operation there triumph!. team "In Black and White" moved to USA soon as he heard the news: Venancio Culligham , a man moved from Idaho (we think it falls near San Pedro del Pinatar , but we are investigating) won the 4 th edition of OT in USA and without knowing the FBI since KGB had contacts with the IRA and the CIA had informed the NATO y. .. and I have already tired of so many acronyms!.

"He was always a little boy rocker" mother told us.

The first question that arose in the wording was "dumb as a man had passed the audition for OT?. The casting director brought us out of doubt: "when he entered Venancio the jury we had gone to the bar across the street that we had deleted the ass crack of sitting listening to morons ladrano and sorry for not having since even a comma in this sentence ", went on to explain " then Venancio entered and found an Asian student who came from Erasmus . As we told the chinico , affectionately call it, that all the issues we wanted to get someone with a physical disability, as have all mental, because nothing that he saw the monkey moved by the stage and said it was classified ".

OT The court in the bar opposite.



then and despite telling the jury to Venancio his themes were always outside tone, although he had plenty of feeling to sing, the audience quickly grew fond of him "had no a bad word to any fellow of the academy "he said Paqui Preston of Ohio " although her sleeves were continuous cuts ...¡¡ had to defend the impoverishment bucking! " added Paqui .

"I saw the poor really into the paper and spent the final," he said the Chinese Erasmus


Now problem is in the form of CD ; as Venancio has signed a contract with company not tell you Ná Records to record their first album. The problem that we mentioned is the one with the SGAE U.S. as a disc with 12 songs in silence is an adept at sweet time to collect royalties: "every time someone is 20 seconds silent on television will be playing a song Venancio and charge copyright, whenever a radio announcer as well drink water every time someone is sleeping there and say nothing extremities us to collect, jajajajaja " (hysterical laughter that ends with an attack epileptic and foaming at the mouth followed by the subsequent entry into a clinical Oklahoma).

"We're going to charge more than one skin at a meeting of the Black Panthers " said the president of the SGAE at a meeting thereof.

continue the musical career of Venancio with great interest and matendremos them informed.

A hug tod @ s and until we read. Dedicated
Skyzos I always "encouraged" that you post.

Signed .: Black-poisoned .

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HEADING TO BARCELONA


As stated by the title ... HEADING TO BARCELONA!

Tuesday! I'm there!

A if that friend ... Do not make plans ok? jajaj. A

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Jack the Ripper

Hi all I am going to put a text I found very interesting ...

English at that time some went mad with terror when five cruel murders provoked widespread fear in the streets of Whitechapel, a poor London neighborhood where he lavished on prostitutes and the police always had work to do because of the fights and alcoholics. During the previous winter had killed a prostitute appeared to respond the name of Emma Smith. They had cut the ears and removed the intestines that were scattered in a pool of blood on the road. The day after the murder Scotland Yard received at its headquarters in a cardboard box containing one of Emma's ears.

came the summer and appeared in the same area killed another prostitute who went by the name of Martha Traham. Martha extracted a kidney. Scotland Yard and his men collated both murders and concluded that not only was the same murderer, but that it had knowledge of surgery. Days later the headquarters of Scotland Yard found another gift in a box: a human kidney.

The following month, Friday August 31, featuring the body of the prostitute Mary Ann Nichols in London's East End alley.

Jack the Ripper killed again, this time to Mary Jane Kelly, a prostitute who had spent the night in a motel with the murderer. This woman did more psychopath. As telling a London newspaper: "The poor woman was lying on his back on the bed, completely naked. His sectional throat from ear to ear, to the spinal column. The ears and nose were separated with a knife with a lot of cleaning. And breasts that were on a table beside the bed ... The stomach and abdomen open and his face maimed so that they could not recognize and traits. They had removed the kidneys and heart, also placed on the table beside her breasts. Also, the liver was on the right thigh and the lower body and uterus. But these bodies did not appear anywhere. The thighs, in short, had been hurt ...."

This is the image of Jack the Ripper robot after 120 years