Remembering (not to the memo 2 times) those moments with my Motic Bueno remembered the reason that led my father to buy the bike.
Neither me nor to him that I was amused by motorbike, but the events in my first months College took me to meet my Derbi that Satan keep me until I arrive.
As every poor college student again and my only option to get on the campus of Espinardo was via LAT-BUS or later we christened DRAGON-LAT. And we want amoeba first time one takes the bus number 39 for the campus is believed to be as in American films:
A hat and smiling chauffeur opens the door while in an orderly queue , students laugh, tease, beat the geeks (thank goodness I was a slacker).
Then, on a trip in which the captain of the football team flirts with cheerleader, you look at a girl who sits alone and is considered a freak. She looks at you and you find that plucking the eyebrows, combing and gives 974369 miniskirt kicks to the head of the cheerleaders, you fall and you are the kings of the prom ... Or that was in high school?.
What was for me the stark reality:
You get to the stop 15 minutes before departure time for the bus, you see a group of people forming a riot, not a tail. When you get closer you realize that most are armed, double-edged swords, axes, 2 coats, brass knuckles, dirty diapers, etc ... . Anything goes to make void the curb when the bus pa. As you look you can not distinguish any type or group of students: nerds, athletes, etc ... . If the differences are not their fighting techniques to move to the "tail"
- The Van Damme : They are incredibly able to open the legs to cover more space in the queue to enter without strain. Some may open both legs was right where you appears left and think "what have you lost the national ballet."
- The Steven Seagal: Those using their abdominal volume, only have one that fills the belly, take advantage of the inertia of the opponent to bounce off him and off balance, are also called the gravitational force and the Death Star .
- Hobbits: We all know that Hobbits are masters of subterfuge, as your view will not pa Lante realize that in your legs, there are some things which are not crabs, building tunnels to the bus, sneaking in a group.
- Hairs: I put "the" when it should be "the", as most of this group is made up of females and women of the opposite sex as one said. Are these people using his wonderful hair Pantene Pro-V I'm worth Loreal are giving Pelaz in the face to people. So taking advantage of this temporary blindness slip forward positions.
- rings run death or mortal potato : Describes the group of people, usually girls, who fused their bodies which Siamese create a sphere of power that moves by turning the bus. Are you aware God do not stand in your way!. Many people have disappeared in those areas and leaving were not the same as Loli Alvarez, Yola Berrocal and Paco Porras.
- The Zombies: Those beings in the tail of staring at the front, walking with a slower pace and deadly. Do not know if they breathe, do not know if they think, just know that if you sorberán your brain before you put that tiger nut milk. If you are over straw, spirt wear their hair long and black nails scares you for life.
In a future post I will continue telling the adventures that I experienced in the DRAGON-LAT.
A hug tod @ s and until we read.
Signed .: Black-poisoned.
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