Come, come, be keeping the champagne yet I do not recall. Today I want to talk, dear coulrofóbicos of "Bridal showers." Yes hated triscadecafóbicos there are many things which man has an irrational fear, but fear of bridal showers is completely rational and logical.
There are a few unwritten laws, or if, on human survival in different environments:
1 - In the sea prevents clean teeth with your fingernails to a white shark that is on a diet of parsley, expandable to white sharks are not dieting.
2 - In the jungle India try not to give him a pinch on the eggs to a tiger that is sleeping, expandable the tigers are awake.
3 - In North America try not to sing "Angelitos negros" of Machin 2 maracas used as live rattlesnakes, expandable to a single rattlesnake .
4 - In any city in the night spots to avoid contact, both verbal and physical, with a group of women ranging from bridal shower, expandable to any area of \u200b\u200bthe city.
And exudates testosterone than men with what our state of continuous excitement makes in a natural altered state. But when women go farewell beings become possessed by a strange entity that becomes a cross between a trucker León and Celia .
And you will ask yourselves: "How to recognize a bachelorette party? ." Pos mu simple: when you see a group of women with plastic cipotes screaming head with glasses in one hand and a decoy morning on the other has all the earmarks of being a bachelorette.
If you are dining at a table and see a group of ladies with Descojonado colored headbands with 2 antennas whose ends are two separate handles, and while one throws a Pichica with legs on the table that goes with the Buela rope with one hand is covered with a napkin while the other throws holy water, which always in your bag, that also has earmarks of being a bachelorette party.
How to recognize the bride?: As for the Boy know who is, or the rest of the girls if they caught a pedal in fear to remember who he is, usually takes a band with an unmistakable statement. Farces are often characteristic of a Nobel prize for literature or extracted from any part of the generation of 27 , Rafael Alberti, Federico García Lorca or similar, such as: "On the whore girlfriend" , "Miss Golden potorro" , etc ...
And is that a bachelor party is like any guys spree, but a single ... is the jungle!.
There you see her aunt and mother of the bride pulling the thong to Boy while Grandma yells "me, me, I am a virgin!" . Eye in any way blame this performance, I think is healthy, except grandma pa which will then upload the tension.
But then that same grandmother who has left his dentures in the ass of Boy, disinherit you and cursing you saying you're going to go to hell when you tell that you're going to live with your girlfriend toa life without marrying, but mine ... mine teeth recovered at day 2.
Well dear readers, admits any comment about the bridal shower, a hug tod @ s and until we read.
Signed
.: Black-poisoned.
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