Najlepsze Darmowe Serwery Bez Reklam

UNIVERSITY BICYCLE

Today, dear hormones, I will speak of this center of English culture and tradition, no, not the brothel, is the UNIVERSITY.

You get to college thinking they will learn about life, going to a place where knowledge is paramount, where the student is exquisite treatment where .... jajejijaje, wait, wait, I can not continue without Descojonado. The first year of college I learned 3 important things:

1 ª - A game of mus : Great source of social and cultural integration. And if we dress up with a beer or in the canteen and is the host.

2 ª - Where are the best parties.

3 rd - that everyone goes to you like shit.

The first point is very good to meet colleagues, especially peas, which are smoked classes, years later I discovered that to pass from the beginning I had to be coupled with those who went to a site, What was his name?, oh yeah Library!.

The second point is known Bueno pa aunts, and uncles there each with their sexed bodies, this also makes you approve but I passed the college years more "relajaos." This changes the day that you wear wedding, this will close the point 1 and the second narrows.

The most important is the third point. You get the first day with his eyes lit up like a rabbit dazzled by headlights of an SUV, you approach "information" that irony, and comment hello is my first day and not know my class, " Secretary of the day, in my case, look at you with disgust and says "to get clear in the bulletin board" while thinking "chicken shit you'll see in hazing."
You go to the board and you only see ads "He shares an apartment on campus. The Black Mass held Saturday at the sacrifice of virgins. To be able to be a virgin, we are few" or "Buy Ford Fiesta white, tuned rear spoiler 2.5 meters tangerine, spoiler pearl white with purple highlights, alloy wheels with Tungsten Adamantium Hulk green , solar and lunar soil roof, engine valves 125 W and intercalated H 1000 cc. Driving License is required flights and handle radioactive substances to their driving. Gift: TDK tape of Chichos .

After 1 hour looking ná not see your classes and go back to the information "sorry (so far for you to treat them over to you, then some teachers treat them motherfuckers), but the board does not put any ads only class ", " clear "the cautious response " that is the message board, you're looking for the one on the around the corner behind a wheeled fire extinguisher cover it completely, it is crystal clear. "

2 hours later when you arrive class, but no longer ilusionao asustao enter search site running. Sign duty teachers and drop a speech that neither understands nor God, ending with the phrase "my tutoring schedule is every Wednesday from 16:55 to 16:56, but I usually at this time necontraréis unless the constellation Virgo is in the house of Taurus botelleo pa do. If you have any questions ask me to email quoted profesorcachondo@noestoy.com 3 months advance with a letter signed by the postman Bollafona Mount. "
There definitely
you realize that happen to you up the ass, if you want to know something or questions to the veterans or you get a book. I imagine the conversation that gives the Ministry of Education teachers and janitors before starting the course:

"In these months of training we have prepared to create all kinds of suffering to the students, to be tortured until his will turn them into walking zombies, to overcome their reason and burn your understanding. Have no mercy as he granted it will be no mercy, have no regrets because no official has them!, No quebréis you to tears, Do not hesitate an beg you no, do not frenéis to see blood!, cry out with me!: Muerteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! ".

In subsequent years will learn many techniques of physical and mental survival, camouflage techniques, escape techniques, of which I discuss in future posts.

A hug tod @ s and until we read.

Signed .: Black-poisoned.

Safe Period For Intercorse

Dear cartilage, if hard was the loss of my longed Derbi, no less traumatic was the death of my bike .

ran, and pardon the expression, the year 92. I was in the final year of school. One afternoon language class we get our hated teacher, Beelzebub waiting with open claws, and tells us (thought so on) small rats and vermin (off thought so), this afternoon we will make a exercise, try to do an essay or a drawing motto "From drug anything, I have many things to do" ". After several seconds, choosing from touching the ball or go do something I decided to do an essay.

There are two things that few people can beat me : One in imagination and the other to cut off nails cojonera flies using a lawn mower.

Two days later I learned that writing was for a contest and it was up to regional level. The second surprise was that I won . And the third that gave me a crappy bike. How wrong I was to think that the gift of second oiler, was better than mine.

I still remember my father's face: "Dad I have to say algoowefjffvberb" my mother "Mariano loose the kid's neck seems that is not bad" , "I won a regional writing contest" .


was awesome to see my father do analysis of the note of the competition, seemed the Grisom: X-ray diffraction, carbon-14, elecrtoforésis hair ...

On the subject of writing I know it was cheating, I had an advantage, it's like Superman participate test in the Olympic weightlifting, or as if Farruquito participate in a test of Formula 1 .


What a great day when I got my Orbea , especially for my father "from here how you're not going to bike home !, do you think we can really get the 4 and the bike in the 127 seat ?, do not make me choose between you and the bike huh? " .

Well if we go to spend the day at the beach the 4 with fridge, table, saddle, parasol, Tupperware, creams, towels and pa Ropice a bike could change us into ... and came.

And thankfully, those increases to Fuensanta and Lost Valley to the road singing with Pelops in our mountain bikes. Less happy was when a bus passes you and due to air currents we moved more into the bike that a pea in the mouth of an old man. Or the time I broke the rear brake cable down the Lost Valley 60 km / h, I "I heard this click, I hope it is my meniscus and not the rear brake cable to break because if I'm not going to finish top in the bar that is on the curve" . Because of my nerves, my pulse with the front brake and a network of firefighters could stop without dying. Well

appreciated hearing a hug tod @ s and until we read.

Signed .: Black-poisoned.

Koleston Perfect Colour Chart

AND THEN CAME THE BUS BUS

After the fight at the bus stop one believes that the worst has passed. But when you see the driver's face in whose hands you put your life, notes two lumps in your throat that should be more in the crotch.

It is estimated that cetaceans do not see a friendly face like a movie that opens the door with a friendly smile, well yes but after that the stick had clavao on the cheek inside and could not shut up. Rather it is a predator's smile, which will thinking "I will draw you a career, or not, someday, but meanwhile I am going to whore to see who falls first."

course I would take the bus at the first stop as we entered tighter or less everyone, but as far to the second stop and was full early in the morning. That's when the driver enjoyed: reached the next stop, thousands of expectant people at the stop ready to rise, makes a feint and uyyyyy ! the elusive and flees.

people face a poem, tears, insults, despair, resignation, like a movie of Almodóvar but transvestite orphan ... I think.
While inside we gave thanks to Maker, in part, by being able to come and go even Hold on to the roof which murciélago.Porque that too was great, when the bus was filled with the driver opened the back door and said " up from behind! " . I have studied the expansion and compression of liquids, solids and gases under different isothermal and isobaric conditions and I must say that the compression from an academic qualification, of bodies in the bus was the host! . How would a girl was reading some stamps on the bus, the output is expanded and results that were the Espasa Encyclopedia , in 15 languages!.

If the stop is screwed up were not able to raise the bus watched them with envy, because when the driver closed the doors thought "we Lolo this is like taking a Formula 1, with what you like Alonso !, steps to stop that sure is the same. "
Well this attitude in a modern bus is reprehensible, but salvageable. Of course we were traveling in buses that were outdated when Franco made communion. Above many of us were able to give a member, except that you're thinking, not to board a bus twice, if a man of those who had a joint in the center.

As our driver the Lolo took the corner as if he were to be fined for slow, those who were at the intersection of two bus watched as the board that connected the two parts of the bus was consists of 2 pieces of hard, so there was not €. In every corner you saw people saying goodbye to the friends who were in another part of the bus if it broke in half, boyfriends delivered love letters, given food parcels and I think I saw some b engala .

When one sees how the campus is closer, should be happy right?; Pos no!. Then the fun began and why the pseudonym DRAGON - LAT the bus. Our campus in a gesture of unprecedented road safety and to avoid the typical racing tunning , which were the most normal thing on a campus where the best car was the Seat Panda inherited from the grandfather one, put commonly called the Guards Tumbaos .

For anyone who is not familiar with the term, we refer to packages and put on the road pa you know with horns on the roof of the car if you spend more than 12 , 5 km / h fuck you cushions. Man when the car is a leading cuidaico , now when the bus is not yours and you sweat it if you go from being above Ferdinand Alonso be Carlos Sainz it gets better.
That
were not boats, noooooo a well earned break in the pole jump at the Olympics, we climbed so much that one day I saw the eyes of a pilot of the Eagle Patrol Montao on his plane. So, follaos by campus to giving the bus, with pockets of death and if you go over with colleagues as the descojone bastards , at that age have no fear of death. People got the bus ticket as if it was the Dragon Kan. The girls were up in groups holding hands and saying " aunt jo that fear! , if I scream hand and take me when we pass by the machine let me know photos to smile" , the uncles "to see who pota first! "," not to release the hands fag! "," I think top 2 times! " .

These buses crowded, where you scratch your ear and you realize it's ear next to you and that hand is not even yours and say: "who the fuck my hand is ?!!".

Once, and finally, going on a double abarrotao in front carrying a girl petite and each time the driver braked I would head towards it, I thought "other well and braking then throw the girl a corn so great that we think the same for 4 months. " At that time and in the middle of campus direction Murcia, late, the bus stops on the shore and the lights go "is already putearnos after the driver now we viola I told myself. At that moment another similar bus and people desbordao stands parallel to ours. Looking at the next bus was like watching a tin of sardines "I'll have eyes out of their sockets by the pressure like that?" you wonder. At that time our friend Lolo screams "broken sa bus every other!" ; "impossible!" is the cry heard more .
After that day I heard that several people traveling on buses began to earn pocket money such as contortionists, I think there are any in the Circo del Sol .

Well ladies and dunces hope you liked it, a hug tod @ s and until we read.

Signed .: Black- poisoned.

Pharmaceutical Calculations Mitchell J Stoklosa

Remembering (not to the memo 2 times) those moments with my Motic Bueno remembered the reason that led my father to buy the bike.

Neither me nor to him that I was amused by motorbike, but the events in my first months College took me to meet my Derbi that Satan keep me until I arrive.

As every poor college student again and my only option to get on the campus of Espinardo was via LAT-BUS or later we christened DRAGON-LAT. And we want amoeba first time one takes the bus number 39 for the campus is believed to be as in American films:

A hat and smiling chauffeur opens the door while in an orderly queue , students laugh, tease, beat the geeks (thank goodness I was a slacker).
Then, on a trip in which the captain of the football team flirts with cheerleader, you look at a girl who sits alone and is considered a freak. She looks at you and you find that plucking the eyebrows, combing and gives 974369 miniskirt kicks to the head of the cheerleaders, you fall and you are the kings of the prom ... Or that was in high school?.

What was for me the stark reality:

You get to the stop 15 minutes before departure time for the bus, you see a group of people forming a riot, not a tail. When you get closer you realize that most are armed, double-edged swords, axes, 2 coats, brass knuckles, dirty diapers, etc ... . Anything goes to make void the curb when the bus pa. As you look you can not distinguish any type or group of students: nerds, athletes, etc ... . If the differences are not their fighting techniques to move to the "tail"

- The Van Damme : They are incredibly able to open the legs to cover more space in the queue to enter without strain. Some may open both legs was right where you appears left and think "what have you lost the national ballet."

- The Steven Seagal: Those using their abdominal volume, only have one that fills the belly, take advantage of the inertia of the opponent to bounce off him and off balance, are also called the gravitational force and the Death Star .

- Hobbits: We all know that Hobbits are masters of subterfuge, as your view will not pa Lante realize that in your legs, there are some things which are not crabs, building tunnels to the bus, sneaking in a group.

- Hairs: I put "the" when it should be "the", as most of this group is made up of females and women of the opposite sex as one said. Are these people using his wonderful hair Pantene Pro-V I'm worth Loreal are giving Pelaz in the face to people. So taking advantage of this temporary blindness slip forward positions.

- rings run death or mortal potato : Describes the group of people, usually girls, who fused their bodies which Siamese create a sphere of power that moves by turning the bus. Are you aware God do not stand in your way!. Many people have disappeared in those areas and leaving were not the same as Loli Alvarez, Yola Berrocal and Paco Porras.

- The Zombies: Those beings in the tail of staring at the front, walking with a slower pace and deadly. Do not know if they breathe, do not know if they think, just know that if you sorberán your brain before you put that tiger nut milk. If you are over straw, spirt wear their hair long and black nails scares you for life.

In a future post I will continue telling the adventures that I experienced in the DRAGON-LAT.

A hug tod @ s and until we read.

Signed .: Black-poisoned.

Knee Hyperextension Treatment

Come, come, be keeping the champagne yet I do not recall. Today I want to talk, dear coulrofóbicos of "Bridal showers." Yes hated triscadecafóbicos there are many things which man has an irrational fear, but fear of bridal showers is completely rational and logical.

There are a few unwritten laws, or if, on human survival in different environments:

1 - In the sea prevents clean teeth with your fingernails to a white shark that is on a diet of parsley, expandable to white sharks are not dieting.

2 - In the jungle India try not to give him a pinch on the eggs to a tiger that is sleeping, expandable the tigers are awake.

3 - In North America try not to sing "Angelitos negros" of Machin 2 maracas used as live rattlesnakes, expandable to a single rattlesnake .

4 - In any city in the night spots to avoid contact, both verbal and physical, with a group of women ranging from bridal shower, expandable to any area of \u200b\u200bthe city.

And exudates testosterone than men with what our state of continuous excitement makes in a natural altered state. But when women go farewell beings become possessed by a strange entity that becomes a cross between a trucker León and Celia .

And you will ask yourselves: "How to recognize a bachelorette party? ." Pos mu simple: when you see a group of women with plastic cipotes screaming head with glasses in one hand and a decoy morning on the other has all the earmarks of being a bachelorette.

If you are dining at a table and see a group of ladies with Descojonado colored headbands with 2 antennas whose ends are two separate handles, and while one throws a Pichica with legs on the table that goes with the Buela rope with one hand is covered with a napkin while the other throws holy water, which always in your bag, that also has earmarks of being a bachelorette party.

How to recognize the bride?: As for the Boy know who is, or the rest of the girls if they caught a pedal in fear to remember who he is, usually takes a band with an unmistakable statement. Farces are often characteristic of a Nobel prize for literature or extracted from any part of the generation of 27 , Rafael Alberti, Federico García Lorca or similar, such as: "On the whore girlfriend" , "Miss Golden potorro" , etc ...

And is that a bachelor party is like any guys spree, but a single ... is the jungle!.

There you see her aunt and mother of the bride pulling the thong to Boy while Grandma yells "me, me, I am a virgin!" . Eye in any way blame this performance, I think is healthy, except grandma pa which will then upload the tension.
But then that same grandmother who has left his dentures in the ass of Boy, disinherit you and cursing you saying you're going to go to hell when you tell that you're going to live with your girlfriend toa life without marrying, but mine ... mine teeth recovered at day 2.

Well dear readers, admits any comment about the bridal shower, a hug tod @ s and until we read.
Signed
.: Black-poisoned.

How Long Does It Take For Spleen To Heal

FAREWELL THE FUNERAL. REQUIESCANT PACE IN REQUIEM FOR A DERBI

If hard was the death of my Derbi , I think that was the height funeral and burial ... to call them in some way.

My amos deserved a decent burial of the life he had led, so I looked closer to scrapping my house pa not the beating stick. And I said "post anything online seeking scrapping in Murcia and anything done" , if I know what I hoped had searched for scrapping the cutters Gizzard and not here.

After a few seconds I found Scrap the Palm , cojo, my bike sleeping for eternity under a palm tree, which bonico, I did not know was that the palm was in Sidi Ifni .
Step
telephone. No problem, was to provide documentation, knocked down and picked her up in my house. Great, but what fucking pa was the Derbi and how easy it was to be buried ...¡¡ me innocent!.

My sentence began the moment I said "post anything we find where the dismantling and approach" ...¡¡¡¡ me shit on the google map and the bastard who invented it !!!!. I look and I get the URL for the dismantling and flechica on the map: Juan Carlos I, along with Funeral and dealers. Well, I have the car as well aparcao, we will make spending and I ride the tram that leaves me in the door.

I wear the tracksuit, I get the wireless headphones and my gig of memory with music jevi and wing walking!. Well I get to Round in 10 minutes, well, well at 12 in the safe dismantling ...¡¡ success unless Paco Porras with a sprig of celery in the asshole!. I ride the tram, not for nothing but at 20 km / h when the tram arrives at the University of Espinardo the university come with their children's hands. I already see colleagues at the stop "shit tram escapao me!, Well I walk towards me and came before me on time though!" Poof, I walk the other day I got 30 minutes before I had time to go to class and all ".

Pos nothing as the tram approaches the stop next to where the shit ... the google map told me I was scrapping Granada Lane , I'll start posting and mosques "not if I blow my sounded no scrapping, but I do not see anythin like it, so is the Mercedes dealership that due to the crisis accept what is." Well
post let's take a walk, pick up the Path of Granada Churra address and my tune after we pull.

12:30 am in hot weather and I MC with long sleeves and continue walking. And will shortly, I innocently, as I post more than 20 minutes walk Murcia to go I do not have.
After for a while there comes a point where I looked behind pa "is the same distance from here to the tram to my house" .

7687 days wore on foot, had dao 3 turns to the gig of music, I knew the lyrics to every song, sheet music and the beat. I was about to dehydration, did not see in the arcades but old thatched huts in which some black with topless and a plate in his mouth crushed worms appetizer pal "pa mi I walk more than necessary ". After asking in Swahili several villagers cursed the direction of dismantling got to see on the horizon, is it a mirage?, no, it's true!, I finally remembered the bike, google map and the mother who bore them both two.

Two planes, 4 trains and three sad tigers after I got home. My mother crying and calling the police to cancel the search appliance, my father went down to remove the pictures of me hit on the lampposts in which they are pulling me a booger, my grandmother throwing holy water on the neck, it took us 2 hours to convince that it was a ghost that came to fetch the last day of his life.

same day I was called to pick up the bike, while the load on the crane went through my mind all these "good" times we had spent together, when each time the rain picked up. I remember when I bought the raincoat and pants for the rainy days, I was more cool than an eight, but the road to college thought "I'm noticing a little chilly in the package, it's raining clear as fresh water is me freezing the unspeakable ". When I got to campus and took off my windbreaker pants saw the seam of the water brewing shit was getting rained on the package. Take!, Wet up that I seem to have MEAO, Professor at me approached me and whispered "I know it sounds hard but not to piss up" .
That time of pride left I said "this bike the grave I do for my balls!" and tomb, the tomb while the pedal, an element not calculated in the grave, touched the ground and went to hell, and I did not fall!. JODI was hard.

also remembered many other good things, and with a tear about to leave I left my dear Derbi while the crane had, certainly in hell of motorcycles, it was jevi , you will step on the tail 3 times Satan and at least.

REQUIESCANT IN PACE.

A hug tod @ s and until we read.

Signed .: Black-poisoned.

Temp Visitor Stamp New York Drivers License

"When I took the motorcycle that afternoon did not know it was the last time I drove ...". could start like this post, but I will not do it, do not want to mourn and dear neighbors is 5, sniff, snif my Derbi Variant Start Classic 600, 600,000 km, is dead!. Ora pro nobis .

Now that did die with two balls: Saturday night, half past one, 2 miles from my house, dark road surrounded by garden. And thinking I get home, put on my pajamas and sleep. When at one point the bike gives me and I coughed "as I leave here in the middle Tirao I swear I'll turn into a park swing!".

While I'm giving pa wallets that stand in the middle of the road I see a light at the horizon. Lord blessed if when you get turns green you build another cathedral in Murcia and Christianize all the Moors who live in San Andrés ! .
Have you seen any new cathedral in Murcia ?, Because then you know what happened.

There is a very stressful situation in Formula 1 and is the pit stop in 10 seconds they change the wheels and you fill the tank. Well, my situation was more stressful, the bike was for standing as he thought "as I stand here change the wheels for 2 bricks, and I fill the gas tank but the hosts face pa take my money because what's the fucking bike ... ".

But my Derbi was strong, but strong bastard. gotta get home and when I parked I saw the agony on his handlebars, that and a pigeon shit, "And then I understood why she cries, and then I understood why it kills. ..!". "I'll take to fix" , I thought at the time, how wrong I was!.

spent a year and accepted reality, Derbi had died.
There are 2 things that remind me of my classmates:

1 - A backpack was my pa books Marlboro bright red that my father gave me the strength of their lungs, which God the rest his soul.

2 - And my Derbi Variant and "purr" of the engine that warned all and sundry that Black-poisoned arrived at the school.
addition
saying it was a bitch the Derbi not talk. He was unique in that 4 out of 6 times the rain picked up.
Yes ladies and horses, and could be full of June 46 º C in the shade that if I had to go to campus to take only one class on Friday early morning, early start included going and began to rain. And I could have got a bonus with the rain. It could have gone to talk to the mayor and tell "I have a foolproof method pa rain, for 500 euros a month I guarantee rain until at the most raw of the drought, you just call me and tell me you need to be urgently on the bike somewhere and take in the rain. "

is what I am seeing, with speakers on the handlebars, such as sharpening or advertising in the villages who has dead "Alcabajillo neighbors died Petunio Sánchez, better known as the Corville , the Mass will be held ..." , but I would say "fellow citizens have come to the neighborhood LLOVEDOR , pick up your clothes tended lady, do not wash your car today, sir, or scrub the windows and prepérense morning to catch snails! ".

And so ends the story of the death of a myth, another day I will write about the funeral. That
hell keep it warm, safe and has come up to rain, lol.

Greetings to everyone s and until we read.

Signed .: Black-poisoned.

Fake Jac Vanek Bracelets?

THE BURIAL OF THE SARDINE 2: REVENGE

Because millions of applications for all my fans, the 2, here I bring part 2 of the previous post. And that deserve a post sardineros separately.

Who was going to say that the drag queen I'm seeing with glitter and crown layer light of the Chinese is the director of the bank denied me credit?
How about going back the same dress but with sunglasses, despite being 10 at night and not be in a nightclub empastillao (the latter is debatable), is the builder who sold me the house?

And is that clear dress goddess of the night with 18 Cubalibre all lose our sex appeal , but above is over 50 years after even more.

Come the end of the parade floats and which start Day Parade gay pride floats with music, people dressed up and dancing, with drinks, start the killing. I will not focus on the people fighting over a piggy bank shaped plastic sardine for your child to study (mostly because I was one of those battles), if not in Gods chosen bless us with their goods. Lords

no mistake, the sardine are beings from another world. If not how is it that a guy over 50 years 5 days pass and more chispao party to a rook and on top of the party pulling out in a parade dressed scarecrow toys, paid out of pocket eye, until 3 in the morning?.

What I tell you you look like gods and such. When you pass a float and you see people waiting and eager children will say, "these gods fallen to Earth deign to take a poor boy toy I have in front and takes all night freezing to death waiting for" . What is my surprise when I see the float with almost all supported sardine on the edge of the float with a glass in hand, with faces to go blind, as in a bar and the carriage filled with toys still telling people who do not pull are on a break. Well there is always someone who makes a mistake and pull something.

And ye shall say, "So when you pull this exceptional People toys? "post mu simple as they pass through the stands where his family or other people of power and when they pass in front of the cameras of course, as the commentators say" here comes the Apollo group (chocolate) releasing thousands of toys left and right without exception. "

the record that a server has always liked to take toys, until very little, but with age it is setting on the small details.

The final fireworks comes when other groups encouragesus God to share in the acclaim of the crowd to bless them with a frisbie . These "gods" are just guests illustrious pronounce his name can cause a hurricane in the Parrus Montilla or make lyrics Jarabe de Palo not sound all the same.
Examples are:

Ortega Cano: dancer, singer who is always comfortable mu and finally ... mmm ... wait I do not remember oh yeah! tonadillera widower, I think before doing something else, but I do not remember.

Antonio David Flores: Ex- son of God mentioned above, Polvero (because of Nuria Bermudez), "journalist" program "cultural", ex-chorizo \u200b\u200bpicoleto of salami, currently writing the memoirs of Espinete, entitled "Table tennis Don ate his buttonhole me breathless."

always cherish the thrill of catching toys as a kid, but I have still present after 5 days of binge followed, these Gods will saying some media saying that the youth is getting spoiled with so much botelleo.

A hug tod @ s and until we read. Signed

.: Black-poisoned.

PS: like to be a porbeagle, because it means I'm forrao and still have no shame.

Sean Codymasterbation

THE BURIAL OF THE SARDINE

Dear Good @ s readers, as we said yesterday we will talk about a new subject which surely nobody has ever written anything "The Burial of the Sardine" that as its name implies each year is more like a funeral.

Yes hated this intimate friends "parade" every year ... how could you say more miserable ?...¿ ?...¿ be more abstract?; Good as the Duchess of Alba Ballet dancing Rafa of Fame , a grotesque go.
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parts, I understand that those who have to leave the parade a bit acojonaos have to go because they know that over a few kilometers you'll encounter a pack of children who can disembowel pa mother you give a giant plastic bag or a doll Ikea has to be traumatic at least. I imagine the head before the start of the parade watching his troops, saying "Have no mercy, no pity because you have to!, Your names now will be enrolled in Valhalla beside the Gods . Muerteeeeeeee! ".

course this when you're dressed as a warrior of Gondor must molar, but when you dress rasta asshole with a beard and a Porret between the teeth as missing credibility. With those pints and a harlequin plaid suit which Italian but with more garish colors that can detect the visible spectrum does not inspire affection, but shame. I guess your friends ask "sales at the funeral?," Dress of what? "" well ... pa what I'm going to deceive asshole "" and hand out something? "" because as a kid approaches such as bread wafers.

Then we went to the big heads, these do give joy to a parade ... a parade of tuna in marinade. You see them grabbing the edge of the head, which has to be iron, because they were stuck in the chest, that I say that if you are over 20 years these heads and they could have put a bit of foam for mercy. Now as you see them spend talking to from them and people think "Fuck it, if not dance or anything!".

Pensao I have it, next year we take the Pelops, Mario-san the Whitey, the Red , Chinogato and I dressed in an asshole, and when we play football, and we get in the middle of the parade kicking the ball is sure to entertain more.

Thing are the bands apart. Recipe: 10 individuals were caught to know "play" and some wind instruments to give hosts the hype. They are given 14 Cubalibre and teach them to "touch" the best hits, namely

- The venao .
- you stop .
- Torero.
- The venao (I know I've put 2 times, but each time he came was a brass band playing the Double so it's worth).

To add a touch of color are invited to brass bands from other countries:

"Some Africans who were playing the typical march of the cannibals before dinner and people looking at him with eyes golositos.
"Some Japanese who laughed until the clarinet in his mouth (no pun intended sexual), joer is greeted to the families who were behind!.

And before the final fireworks majorettes, with the passage of Percheron horses. If we could get into his mind certainly heard a cricket in the middle of the night-cri cri cri cri-cri-cri.
With the flick of the wrist with a stick in hand ... I was thinking that screwing machines have to be pigs!.

Finally the final fireworks THE BRASILEÑAAAAAAAAASSSSS . Hehehe, I know of parents who travel miles with their child, not to watch the parade, not to get toys, but to watch the famous Brazilian weaning. I'm saying that if it is to see boobs that puts the cryo a movie of Maribel Verdú a teat out safe and with little luck some of the bangs down as well. Poor
Brazilian, the same from 64, with dentures, orthopedic hip, a wheelchair and dropper. The new insurance are coming from Brazil , ha ha. I see the parade encargao telling the driver "Julian take me behind the Eroski infant or a roundabout on the outskirts to find " Brazilian " and hopefully we tried the genre before the parade" .

Well fine, so far the first part. In the second part will discuss the toys and floats will look to the few people who have succeeded have used toys after their children.

A hug to everyone and until we read.
Signed
.: Black-poisoned .

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TUTORIAL USE AND CABLE UTP BALUN

Society UTP / Balun

Transmission is one of the most complex processes

within segment given the special CCTV

implicit in the process of sending images.

are many alternatives that are designed to

this, but there seems to be satisfied that

the immediate needs of most

integrators: society UTP / balun.

As has already been raised on numerous occasions in this environment, systems

CCTV cameras and recorders understood, are the segment "star" so to speak of the electronic security industry. Everyone thinks the capture and storage items,

but few stop to think about the complexity representael means of transmission.

The latter is a very important factor, since the quality of observing

what is happening in a facility depends largely on the medium used, because if the signal undergoes "noise" , the displayed result will not be the best.

Needless to say, the distances, as there are transmission systems video signal

are made for short extensions, while others are designed for any distance and transmission of high fidelity, but cost as a factor against, so

any integrator can not access these systems. The features described above have given to the mode of transmission over UTP a privileged place within

CCTV segment because it is easy to install and cheaper than alternatives, according to footage installed.

Arguably, this is the most widely used technology for CCTV projects in which video signals pretendeenviar, alimentaciónde PTZ cameras and controls over the same cable at distances ranging from 300 to 2400 meters.

The advantages of using UTP cable are several and described later in this report, but the reality is perhaps the most successful model for streaming video of today consists of the sociedadentre this cable and the now famous CCTV Balun.

The Balun

The term "balun" comes from English and means "Balanced - Unbalanced . It is usually a special type of transformer that plugs into an outlet "unbalanced" like a camera and the other two ends are connected to a twisted pair. These two drivers are said to be balanced with respect to land.

always need a second balun to convert back to unbalanced input

the monitor. The passive baluns need no external power source and are bilateral.

can be transmitters or receivers.

also allow the passage of data to control domes.

Coax Vs balanced lines

A coax is basically a conductor enclosed in a Faraday cage that prevents electromagnetic radiation is emitted (loss) or electromagnetic radiation is received from outside (interference). However this does not happen in the real world. There are always losses and there are always receiving interference and these problems continue to worsen between longer the cable runs.

The operating principle of the twisted pair or balanced lines is completely different.

Any interference that comes to both drivers at once be canceled because the system supports only differential-mode signals (different polarity on each conductor of the pair) because they are balanced with respect to mass. The same happens when signals.

conductor field be equal but opposite to the other driver and will cause a cancellation effect by preventing the emission and therefore eliminating the losses.

Why use twisted pair?

The twisted pair has many advantages over coax. For this reason it has been sliding in computer networks.

The continuous improvement is being done on this type of cablesbaja prices and improving quality.

The most obvious example is the cable UTP (Unshielded Twisted Pairs) at 5e widely used in LANs. With this cable you can transmit video to more than 600 meters

without amplifier. Coaxial UTP - Twisted Pair

• You can use existing multi-pair cables to be shared with other services such as alarms, telephony and data.

• Cost less than coax.

• discrete cabling indoors.

• Joints fast and economical.

• Low volume: for a single cable

UTP can send up to 4 cameras (4 pairs).

• Less waste and greater reach without amplifiers.

• Less interference.

As connect

The balun must be connected to twisted pair following the polarity marked.

It is essential to do this because otherwise the image is totally distorted.

Connects one at each end thus unbalanced output will increase from

(camera) a balanced (pair) and balanced again (pair) to unbalanced (monitor).

is important to remember that:

• You can not make referrals (a camera to 2 monitors). If the impedance

is not properly adapted will distort the image.

• Do not leave sections of cable connected offline. produce distortions.

• Do not mount the cable should be twisted in parallel with lines of 220 V.

The twisted pair, like the coaxial cable, is sensitive to the field generated by the wires that carry 220 volts AC. Interaction with a cable carrying 220 volts depends not only on the current circulating through the cable but also the length of the route to make parallel.

As a general rule should be separated 30 cm when the cable carrying 220 volts of low load and 60 cm when the load is high (elevators).

When the twisted pair cable must cross a line of 220 or 380 VAC High current, do so at right angles.

To give an idea of \u200b\u200bimmunity to 50 Hz fields that have baluns, a totally send 24 VAC for three pairs and video on the fourth pair of UTP to power a camera located 300 meters.

• If an image has horizontal stripes may be due to land problems. sure the cameras are erected on land. Distant lands are rarely equipotentials.

If the cameras and recording system / display are connected to different lands may be current flow between them which will be through the twisted pair distorting the image.

not use baluns to extend coaxial lines. there incompatibility between the twisted pair cable and coaxial WIRING.

As a rule there can be no more than 8 meters of coax cable between a camera

and a monitor.

For example, puedehaber 2 meters from the camera side and 6 from the monitor but under no circumstances should exceed 8 feet away. This is due to problems

impedance transformation in the higher frequencies of the video.

serious distortions are introduced in when sections of coaxial cable is too long.

and Referral joints each camera How I derive from a multicore cable or UTP?

is simple.

Used intercom cable without mesh. If the distances are very long (greater than 100 meters) using a UTP cable.

joints. soldiers must be as little as possible untwisted pair cables.

unbraided Remember that each area of \u200b\u200bUTP is a point of loss.

When using UTP cable crimping should RJ45 at each end

cable and connect them with a "keg" female-female of the type used in networks.