Sunday, August 3, 2008

How To Send My Ti 84back For Repair

REALITIES OF TRUTH PART 2: OT

I again with you my tips for improving certain television programs named in the previous post.

Today I have to tune this great program called OT, for connoisseurs "Another Truño " that is able to raise to young singers from karaoke to the limits of comparison with Alejandro Sanz ....¡¡ pussy until I can sing like Alejandro Sanz! the trick is to say as many words per stanza of song without drowning (like reading this sentence has no comma, lol).

Well, it will not wash that this is a contest to choose our representative in Eurovision or as I like to call Eastern Europe Timovisión .
This was well in the first edition which we all know who won the best singing, which had more charisma ,.... bueeeeno bueeeeeno the more pity that infused vaaale.

Now as a matter of removing the rock to entertain people who sings worse than a business lunch at a karaoke bar or your grandfather at a wedding, we propose a first batch of contestants for the edition MMMDCCCLVII of OT:

  • Cañita Brava : This great singer of several languages \u200b\u200bactor Amen. In Torrente as owner of the bar. We start with the bar high!!.

  • Tamara-Amber-Travel-Yurena operao : We went from gifted to the queen of cheesy glamor. His mother comes home gift as a specialist in drama and martial arts. A family of artists do sah.

  • Tony Genil : Because I made some macaroni er felt removed Maiquel Yacson doors opened to him sing. Next image Loreal and hairpieces Bernardo.

  • Arlekin : Like any contest you must submit your morbillo and more morbid than a confrontation between Tamara-Amber-Travel-Yurena operao and his nemesis Arlekin . The match promises.

  • Ubrique Jesulín : Everyone interviewed (my mother and my grandmother) agreed with me that this great artist deserves another chance. His musical life was cut short due to aggressive marketing campaign orchestrated against him by Belén Esteban : "Par contractor I understand, makes the chicken Andreaaaaa pussy!" argued the famous showgirl.

  • Leonardo Dantes : After his triumphant journey through GH will look like figure any undisputed reality. Besides their possible clashes with the artists mentioned above are worthy of comment in any tavern and any portal.

  • D'Nash: This group will have as an individual and thanks to several studies in Michigan (that sounds better than Portugalete ) have shown that they share half a brain . The other half is in search and seizure.

  • Pozi : Do not sing but entertaining (as mentioned above).

  • Josmar : In any competition you have to put an icon sexuaaarr. After her performance in FBI (Geeks Looking annoy) his popularity has gone through the roof.

  • Malena Gracia: For a big finish, I mean.

Of course the jury is composed of big names in music, people who really know what is singing and no music chain managers, producers, ná.

Our jury will consist of:

  1. Gypsy Prince to sing any song in English to be asked first testing of 8 years to learn.
  2. Chicane which may give a guitar the worst contestant of the week.
  3. singer Manolo Escobar, actor, presenter, a artistazo as the top of a big penis.

As presenters carry bows and balls propose Jose Luis Moreno are presenting each contestant through their puppets and enlivening the evening with songs. In addition we have been promised that this time is not going to notice his lips moving when using the dolls, at least to be seen. Well

friend @ s if you want a change to another program or make a contribution to these enchanted gather your suggestions, a hug to @ s and until we read.

Signed. : Black-poisoned .

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