Today, dear hormones, I will speak of this center of English culture and tradition, no, not the brothel, is the UNIVERSITY.
You get to college thinking they will learn about life, going to a place where knowledge is paramount, where the student is exquisite treatment where .... jajejijaje, wait, wait, I can not continue without Descojonado. The first year of college I learned 3 important things:
1 ª - A game of mus : Great source of social and cultural integration. And if we dress up with a beer or in the canteen and is the host.
2 ª - Where are the best parties.
3 rd - that everyone goes to you like shit.
The first point is very good to meet colleagues, especially peas, which are smoked classes, years later I discovered that to pass from the beginning I had to be coupled with those who went to a site, What was his name?, oh yeah Library!.
The second point is known Bueno pa aunts, and uncles there each with their sexed bodies, this also makes you approve but I passed the college years more "relajaos." This changes the day that you wear wedding, this will close the point 1 and the second narrows.
The most important is the third point. You get the first day with his eyes lit up like a rabbit dazzled by headlights of an SUV, you approach "information" that irony, and comment hello is my first day and not know my class, " Secretary of the day, in my case, look at you with disgust and says "to get clear in the bulletin board" while thinking "chicken shit you'll see in hazing."
You go to the board and you only see ads "He shares an apartment on campus. The Black Mass held Saturday at the sacrifice of virgins. To be able to be a virgin, we are few" or "Buy Ford Fiesta white, tuned rear spoiler 2.5 meters tangerine, spoiler pearl white with purple highlights, alloy wheels with Tungsten Adamantium Hulk green , solar and lunar soil roof, engine valves 125 W and intercalated H 1000 cc. Driving License is required flights and handle radioactive substances to their driving. Gift: TDK tape of Chichos .
After 1 hour looking ná not see your classes and go back to the information "sorry (so far for you to treat them over to you, then some teachers treat them motherfuckers), but the board does not put any ads only class ", " clear "the cautious response " that is the message board, you're looking for the one on the around the corner behind a wheeled fire extinguisher cover it completely, it is crystal clear. "
2 hours later when you arrive class, but no longer ilusionao asustao enter search site running. Sign duty teachers and drop a speech that neither understands nor God, ending with the phrase "my tutoring schedule is every Wednesday from 16:55 to 16:56, but I usually at this time necontraréis unless the constellation Virgo is in the house of Taurus botelleo pa do. If you have any questions ask me to email quoted profesorcachondo@noestoy.com 3 months advance with a letter signed by the postman Bollafona Mount. "
There definitely
you realize that happen to you up the ass, if you want to know something or questions to the veterans or you get a book. I imagine the conversation that gives the Ministry of Education teachers and janitors before starting the course:
"In these months of training we have prepared to create all kinds of suffering to the students, to be tortured until his will turn them into walking zombies, to overcome their reason and burn your understanding. Have no mercy as he granted it will be no mercy, have no regrets because no official has them!, No quebréis you to tears, Do not hesitate an beg you no, do not frenéis to see blood!, cry out with me!: Muerteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! ".
In subsequent years will learn many techniques of physical and mental survival, camouflage techniques, escape techniques, of which I discuss in future posts.
A hug tod @ s and until we read.
Signed .: Black-poisoned.
