Friday, November 30, 2007
Thursday, November 29, 2007
Help Ap Bio Diffusion And Osmosis Lab
Cinderella
"... THE QUEEN OF NOTHING IS WHAT I WAS ..."
In a bar in my neighborhood who did not want to remember,
saw my boyfriend kissing my friend, enjoy
pain as lethal poison
Wasting time in two people who wanted
And my eyes get to see a story My queen
paper you said, I thought
Queen of all, is what I
Absurd Cinderella, and I felt
Lost in a real story can be
How
More Repeatedly I asked for an explanation
're crazy
told me today that I came to believe this story
paper and get away from that nonsense
And with my hands break the story of paper
My queen you said I believed
Queen of nothing is what it was absurd
Cinderella
how I felt lost in a real story can be
How
Suddenly I remembered that I wanted to be happy Oh
love pain pain pain
not come back Vanquish steal my
paper story
My queen you said, I thought
Queen of nothing is what it was absurd
Cinderella
how I felt, lost in real story
Oh, my queen, you said I believed the queen
nothing is as it
was absurd and I was Cinderella
lost in a real story here is finished
. 
"... THE QUEEN OF NOTHING IS WHAT I WAS ..."
In a bar in my neighborhood who did not want to remember,
saw my boyfriend kissing my friend, enjoy
pain as lethal poison
Wasting time in two people who wanted
And my eyes get to see a story My queen
paper you said, I thought
Queen of all, is what I
Absurd Cinderella, and I felt
Lost in a real story can be
How
More Repeatedly I asked for an explanation
're crazy
told me today that I came to believe this story
paper and get away from that nonsense
And with my hands break the story of paper
My queen you said I believed
Queen of nothing is what it was absurd
Cinderella
how I felt lost in a real story can be
How
Suddenly I remembered that I wanted to be happy Oh
love pain pain pain
not come back Vanquish steal my
paper story
My queen you said, I thought
Queen of nothing is what it was absurd
Cinderella
how I felt, lost in real story
Oh, my queen, you said I believed the queen
nothing is as it
was absurd and I was Cinderella
lost in a real story here is finished
.
Tuesday, November 13, 2007
Too Many Strabismus Operations
Absurd Things You Did not Know
1 - It is impossible to lick your elbow.
2 - The Coca Cola was originally green.
3 - You can make a cow up stairs but not the lower.
4 - American Airlines saved $ S 40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first class.
5 - The percentage of territory in Africa that is wilderness: 28%.
The percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38%.
6 - The quack of a duck (quack, quack) does not echo and nobody knows why.
7 - Each king of cards represents a great king from history:
>>>>>>> Spades: King David.
>>>>>>> Clubs: Alexander the Great.
>>>>>>> Hearts: Charlemagne.
>>>>>>> Diamonds: Julius Caesar.
8 - Multiplying 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 you get 12,345,678,987,654,321.
9 - If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air
, the person died in battle, if the horse has one front leg in the air
, the person died of wounds received in combat, if
the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes
.
10 - Under law, interstate highways in the United States require
one mile in every five is straight. These sections are useful
as airstrips in emergencies and war.
11 - The name Jeep comes from the abbreviation of the U.S. military to "
General Purpose" Vehicle, or "GP" pronounced in English.
12 - The Pentagon has twice the necessary baths. When built, the law required
bathrooms for blacks and another for whites.
13 - It is impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.
14 - Right-handers on average live nine years longer than lefties.
15 - cockroach live nine days without its head before starving
16 - Elephants are the only animals of creation that can not jump (thankfully).
17 - The average person laughs about 15 times per day
(we should improve that.)
18 - Mosquitoes have teeth.
19 - Thomas Alva Edison was afraid of the dark.
20 - Miguel de Cervantes and William Shakespeare are
considered the greatest exponents of English and English literature
respectively, both died on April 23, 1616 ...
21 - It took 22 centuries to calculate the distance between Earth and the Sun
(149.4 million Km). We'd known much earlier if someone
would have thought to multiply by 1,000,000,000
height pyramid of Cheops at Giza, built 30 centuries before Christ.
22 - The word "cemetery" comes from Greek meaning koimetirion:
bedroom.
23 - In ancient England people could not have sex without the consent of the King (unless you were a member of the royal family). When people wanted to have a child should apply for a permit to the monarch, who gave them a plaque to be hung outside his door while relaciones.La board had said "Fornication Under Consent of the King" (FUCK). That is the origin of such famous little word.
24 - During the Civil War, when troops returned to barracks without any casualties, put in a great slate "0 Killed" (zero deaths). From this comes the expression "OK" to say everything is fine.
25 - In the monasteries, while reading the Scriptures in referring to St. Joseph, always said "Pater Putatibus" and simplify "PP." Thus was born the call "Pepe" to Joseph.
26 - In the New Testament book of Matthew says that "It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than a rich man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven." The little problem is that St. Jerome the translator of the text, interpreted the word "Kamel" as a camel, when in fact the Greek "Kamel" is one thick rope with which vessels are moored to the docks. Ultimately the meaning of the phrase is the same but what seems more consistent?
27 - When the English conquerors arrived in Australia, they were amazed to see some strange animals
giving incredible jumps.
immediately called a native (indigenous Australians were extremely peaceful
) and I tried to ask by signs. To note that the Indian
always said "Kan Chu Ru"
adopted the English word "kangaroo" (kangaroo). The linguists determined after the
meaning, which was very clear, the Indians wanted to say "I do not understand
."
28 - The area known as Mexico's Yucatan comes from the English conquest when a
asked a native as they called there.
The Indian said: "Yucatán." What the English did not know was that he was
answering: "I'm not here."
29 - 80% of people who read this text, try to lick your elbow .... 
1 - It is impossible to lick your elbow.
2 - The Coca Cola was originally green.
3 - You can make a cow up stairs but not the lower.
4 - American Airlines saved $ S 40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first class.
5 - The percentage of territory in Africa that is wilderness: 28%.
The percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38%.
6 - The quack of a duck (quack, quack) does not echo and nobody knows why.
7 - Each king of cards represents a great king from history:
>>>>>>> Spades: King David.
>>>>>>> Clubs: Alexander the Great.
>>>>>>> Hearts: Charlemagne.
>>>>>>> Diamonds: Julius Caesar.
8 - Multiplying 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 you get 12,345,678,987,654,321.
9 - If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air
, the person died in battle, if the horse has one front leg in the air
, the person died of wounds received in combat, if
the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes
.
10 - Under law, interstate highways in the United States require
one mile in every five is straight. These sections are useful
as airstrips in emergencies and war.
11 - The name Jeep comes from the abbreviation of the U.S. military to "
General Purpose" Vehicle, or "GP" pronounced in English.
12 - The Pentagon has twice the necessary baths. When built, the law required
bathrooms for blacks and another for whites.
13 - It is impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.
14 - Right-handers on average live nine years longer than lefties.
15 - cockroach live nine days without its head before starving
16 - Elephants are the only animals of creation that can not jump (thankfully).
17 - The average person laughs about 15 times per day
(we should improve that.)
18 - Mosquitoes have teeth.
19 - Thomas Alva Edison was afraid of the dark.
20 - Miguel de Cervantes and William Shakespeare are
considered the greatest exponents of English and English literature
respectively, both died on April 23, 1616 ...
21 - It took 22 centuries to calculate the distance between Earth and the Sun
(149.4 million Km). We'd known much earlier if someone
would have thought to multiply by 1,000,000,000
height pyramid of Cheops at Giza, built 30 centuries before Christ.
22 - The word "cemetery" comes from Greek meaning koimetirion:
bedroom.
23 - In ancient England people could not have sex without the consent of the King (unless you were a member of the royal family). When people wanted to have a child should apply for a permit to the monarch, who gave them a plaque to be hung outside his door while relaciones.La board had said "Fornication Under Consent of the King" (FUCK). That is the origin of such famous little word.
24 - During the Civil War, when troops returned to barracks without any casualties, put in a great slate "0 Killed" (zero deaths). From this comes the expression "OK" to say everything is fine.
25 - In the monasteries, while reading the Scriptures in referring to St. Joseph, always said "Pater Putatibus" and simplify "PP." Thus was born the call "Pepe" to Joseph.
26 - In the New Testament book of Matthew says that "It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than a rich man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven." The little problem is that St. Jerome the translator of the text, interpreted the word "Kamel" as a camel, when in fact the Greek "Kamel" is one thick rope with which vessels are moored to the docks. Ultimately the meaning of the phrase is the same but what seems more consistent?
27 - When the English conquerors arrived in Australia, they were amazed to see some strange animals
giving incredible jumps.
immediately called a native (indigenous Australians were extremely peaceful
) and I tried to ask by signs. To note that the Indian
always said "Kan Chu Ru"
adopted the English word "kangaroo" (kangaroo). The linguists determined after the
meaning, which was very clear, the Indians wanted to say "I do not understand
."
28 - The area known as Mexico's Yucatan comes from the English conquest when a
asked a native as they called there.
The Indian said: "Yucatán." What the English did not know was that he was
answering: "I'm not here."
29 - 80% of people who read this text, try to lick your elbow ....
Saturday, November 10, 2007
Traveling Rural Roadways
Taking Chances!
That's ... risk it! New album by Celine Dion, spectacular with songs that are worth the CAPS! Here it is the video clip:
ARE YOU READY?
That's ... risk it! New album by Celine Dion, spectacular with songs that are worth the CAPS! Here it is the video clip:
ARE YOU READY?
Saturday, November 3, 2007
Record Dongle Emulator
Diary of a dog.
THIS STORY IS REALLY SAD BUT TRUE
1 week. Today I turned a week old, What a joy to have come to this world!
1st month. My mom takes good care of me. It is an exemplary mother.
2 months. Today I separated from my mom. She was very restless, and their eyes said goodbye. Waiting for my new "human family" look after me so well as she had done.
4 months . I grew up fast, all my attention. There are several children in the house for me are like "brothers." We are very anxious, they pull my tail and I bite my playing.
5 months. Today scolded me. My lady was upset because I did "pee" in the house, but I was never told where I should. Also sleeping in the bedroom. I no longer put up with!
8 months. I'm a happy dog. I have the warmth of home, I feel so safe, so protected. I think my human family loves me and allows me a lot. When they invite me eating. The patio is for me alone and I like my ancestors digging flight wolves, when they hide food. I was never educated. Must be well all I do.
12 months. Today I year. I am an adult dog. My owners say I grew up more than they thought. That they should feel proud of me.
13 months. Too bad I felt today. My "brother" took away the ball. I never hold her toys. So he took it off. But my jaws have become very strong, so I hurt him unintentionally. After the shock, I was chained almost without being able to move under the sun. Say they will keep me under observation and that I am ungrateful. I do not understand what is happening.
15 months. Already nothing is the same ... live on the roof. I feel very lonely ... My family no longer loves me. Sometimes they forget that I have hunger and thirst. When it rains I have no roof that shelters me.
16 months. Today I came down from the roof. Certainly my family forgave me. I was so happy that I was jumping with joy. My cock seemed repolishing. On top of that, I will carry with them for a walk. We lined up down the road and stopped suddenly. They opened the door and I got happy thinking we would do our "picnic." I do not understand why they closed the door and left. "Hey, wait!" "Barked ... forget about me. I ran behind the car with all my strength. My anxiety grew when I account, that I almost fainted and they will not stop: I had forgotten.
17 months. I have tried in vain to find her way home. I sit and I'm lost. In my path there are people of good heart that sees me with sadness and gives me something to eat. I thank them with my eyes and from the bottom of my soul. I would like to adopt me and be loyal to none. But just say "poor dog" has been losing.
18 months. The other day I passed a school and saw many children as my brethren. I went, and a group of them, laughing, gave me a rain of stones "to see who had better destination." A of the stones hit me in the eye and since I do not see him.
19 months. seems incredible, when I was prettier than pitied me. I'm too skinny, my appearance has changed. I lost my eye and I rather people out with a broom when I try to throw me in a little shade.
20 months. I can hardly move. Today while trying to cross the road where cars go, one knocked me down. As I was in a safe place called "gutter", but never forget the sight of driver satisfaction, which to be tilted so to focus. I wish I had killed, but I only dislocated his hip. The pain is terrible, my I respond back legs and dragged me into trouble a bit of grass to the side of the road. I have 10 days in the sun, rain, cold, without food. I can no longer move. The pain is unbearable. I feel so bad, I was in a wet and it seems that even my hair is falling. Some people go and not see me, others say, "Do not come near." I'm almost unconscious, but some strange force made me open my eyes. The sweetness of his voice made me react. "Poor puppy, looks like I have left," said ... with her came a man in white coat, began to touch me and said, "Sorry ma'am, but this dog can not be helped, you better stop suffering." The gentle lady came out the tears and nodded. As I could, wagged his tail and looked thanking help me relax. I just felt the sting of the shot and fell asleep forever, thinking about why I had to be born if nobody wanted me.
THIS STORY IS REALLY SAD BUT TRUE
1 week. Today I turned a week old, What a joy to have come to this world!
1st month. My mom takes good care of me. It is an exemplary mother.
2 months. Today I separated from my mom. She was very restless, and their eyes said goodbye. Waiting for my new "human family" look after me so well as she had done.
4 months . I grew up fast, all my attention. There are several children in the house for me are like "brothers." We are very anxious, they pull my tail and I bite my playing.
5 months. Today scolded me. My lady was upset because I did "pee" in the house, but I was never told where I should. Also sleeping in the bedroom. I no longer put up with!
8 months. I'm a happy dog. I have the warmth of home, I feel so safe, so protected. I think my human family loves me and allows me a lot. When they invite me eating. The patio is for me alone and I like my ancestors digging flight wolves, when they hide food. I was never educated. Must be well all I do.
12 months. Today I year. I am an adult dog. My owners say I grew up more than they thought. That they should feel proud of me.
13 months. Too bad I felt today. My "brother" took away the ball. I never hold her toys. So he took it off. But my jaws have become very strong, so I hurt him unintentionally. After the shock, I was chained almost without being able to move under the sun. Say they will keep me under observation and that I am ungrateful. I do not understand what is happening.
15 months. Already nothing is the same ... live on the roof. I feel very lonely ... My family no longer loves me. Sometimes they forget that I have hunger and thirst. When it rains I have no roof that shelters me.
16 months. Today I came down from the roof. Certainly my family forgave me. I was so happy that I was jumping with joy. My cock seemed repolishing. On top of that, I will carry with them for a walk. We lined up down the road and stopped suddenly. They opened the door and I got happy thinking we would do our "picnic." I do not understand why they closed the door and left. "Hey, wait!" "Barked ... forget about me. I ran behind the car with all my strength. My anxiety grew when I account, that I almost fainted and they will not stop: I had forgotten.
17 months. I have tried in vain to find her way home. I sit and I'm lost. In my path there are people of good heart that sees me with sadness and gives me something to eat. I thank them with my eyes and from the bottom of my soul. I would like to adopt me and be loyal to none. But just say "poor dog" has been losing.
18 months. The other day I passed a school and saw many children as my brethren. I went, and a group of them, laughing, gave me a rain of stones "to see who had better destination." A of the stones hit me in the eye and since I do not see him.
19 months. seems incredible, when I was prettier than pitied me. I'm too skinny, my appearance has changed. I lost my eye and I rather people out with a broom when I try to throw me in a little shade.
20 months. I can hardly move. Today while trying to cross the road where cars go, one knocked me down. As I was in a safe place called "gutter", but never forget the sight of driver satisfaction, which to be tilted so to focus. I wish I had killed, but I only dislocated his hip. The pain is terrible, my I respond back legs and dragged me into trouble a bit of grass to the side of the road. I have 10 days in the sun, rain, cold, without food. I can no longer move. The pain is unbearable. I feel so bad, I was in a wet and it seems that even my hair is falling. Some people go and not see me, others say, "Do not come near." I'm almost unconscious, but some strange force made me open my eyes. The sweetness of his voice made me react. "Poor puppy, looks like I have left," said ... with her came a man in white coat, began to touch me and said, "Sorry ma'am, but this dog can not be helped, you better stop suffering." The gentle lady came out the tears and nodded. As I could, wagged his tail and looked thanking help me relax. I just felt the sting of the shot and fell asleep forever, thinking about why I had to be born if nobody wanted me.
Thursday, November 1, 2007
Store That Have Layaway
Happy Halloween! Reflection
Or let's call Memorial Day!
I hope you spend great, great! Remember y. .. Have fun trick or treating.
Here's a video ... if you dare to see it clear!
Or let's call Memorial Day!
I hope you spend great, great! Remember y. .. Have fun trick or treating.
Here's a video ... if you dare to see it clear!
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